Things you should not say to: |
Things You Should Not Say To A Security Guard When Caught Stealing Coins From A Mall Fountain1. "Isn't there a robbery at the Orange Julius you should be investigating?"2. I'm searching for a hard to ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 07:31:00 GMT |
65 Hilarious Bumper Stickers |
65 Hilarious Bumper Stickers
Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
If You Drink, Don't Park. Accidents Cause People.
Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
If You ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 19:10:00 GMT |
Things That Are to Say When You Are Drunk |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British Constituti...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 19:05:00 GMT |
Quick Adult Sex Q & A |
Quick Adult Sex Q & A
Q.) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?A.) Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q.) Why does a penis have a h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 19:00:00 GMT |
How Men and Women Shower |
How Men and Women Shower
How To Shower Like a Woman
Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper accordingto lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see h...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 18:59:00 GMT |
How To Go Fishing |
How To Go Fishing
Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place.
First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 May 2008 18:35:00 GMT |
How They Have Sex |
HOW THEY HAVE SEXACCOUNTANTS are good with figures.ACTORS do it on cue.ADVERTISERS use the "new, improved" method.AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.ANSI does it in the standard wayARCHEOLOGISTS like it o...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 16:50:00 GMT |
The Diary of a Snow Shoveler |
The Diary of a Snow Shoveler
December 86:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes d...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 05:13:00 GMT |
George Carlin’s New Rules For 2008 |
> > GEORGE CARLIN'S NEW RULES FOR 2008> > > New Rule: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for > weddings. Now it's for babies and new home s and graduations from rehab. > Picking out...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 04:07:00 GMT |
