+Simian is a being who'd like to be some other.
Simian wishes he had four hands, no feet, a tail when he needs one.
Simian watches human beings and thinks they're strange.
Simian doesn't want to do nothing in particular.
He might just be hanging from some branch.
He plays music, acts, sings, paints, writes, drinks and smokes and sometimes he even gets bored.
If he had four hands, no feet, and a tail when he needs one, everything would be more fun.