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Barry

finbarsfunkymonkey

About Me


I likes chicken.

Chicken likes me.

Love two-faced people.

Hate sarcasm...... ; )

Indifferent to lists of likes and dislikes.

I won't stop 'til I get a pet monkey that I can dress as a goth to ride a small train around my house... fetching and delivering things like.... obviously.

Will one day learn to speak in rhinoceros, I'm fed up of hearing them say, "Of courserous, can't you?", and not knowing what they mean....

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


People who can sing.

Daft Bodies - Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
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Heroes:

Mooseman and Terry, Powdered Toast Man and Alan Partridge

My Blog

Mathematics in the real world....

Susan opened the box. "A frilly shirt and a fancy tie", she exclaimed. "How much were they?""Not too much", replied Bill. "But if you want, you can work out the prices yourself. If the shirt had cost ...
Posted by Barry on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:44:00 PST

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery? ...2

IGod..... for years I thought you weren't real..... then I found you ....now I can't remember what life was like without you   Here's a selection of life affirming, soul inspiring, dog trampolini...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 04:35:00 PST

my jaws still not right......

four no, five... hang on..... seven.....   it's difficult choosing your favourite number isn't it? all those cheeky integers with their endearing qualities, they make it so hard.....   now I...
Posted by Barry on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:18:00 PST

Ahh good, you brought the funk, you'll be needing that..

This blog is nothing more than a jumped up recruiting advert. If you aren't in a position to join our band you may not want to read on. Just thinking of you and your valuable time.   If you're st...
Posted by Barry on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST