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where's lando

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I like to hang out under the Joshua tree eating apples and slicing pears while i read poems to the little oompa loompas.....I also like eating everything in site and taking long shits and playing with my wiener, but not at the same time that can get a little messy if you know what I mean. I'm also looking for any really ugly fat bald short people to hangout with, so please if you meet the criteria above please hit me up!!!


My Interests

I'd like to meet:

really ugly fat bald short people,

My Blog

Ten Commandments

"The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post "Thou shalt not steal", Thou shalt not commit adultery" and "Thou shalt not lie" in a building full of lawyers...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:13:00 GMT

A bell is not a bell

A bell is not a bell until someone rings it, a song is not a song until someone sings it. Love wasn't put in the heart to stay, for love isn't love 'til you give it away.
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 17:12:00 GMT