I like to hang out under the Joshua tree eating apples and slicing pears while i read poems to the little oompa loompas.....I also like eating everything in site and taking long shits and playing with my wiener, but not at the same time that can get a little messy if you know what I mean. I'm also looking for any really ugly fat bald short people to hangout with, so please if you meet the criteria above please hit me up!!!