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Rest in peace, Ralph.



Where do I start? As a child, I drank dog's milk and displayed the ability to flip television channels with my mind. I was an extra-ordinary little boy. After the sex change, which I spent years working a shoe shine/lemonade stand to save up for, I got a job as a doctor, a leg surgeon in fact, in order to pay for my irrational love of flashy high heeled shoes. I live in Tampa, with my cats and large pointsettas. Nothing is more surprising than a wintery plant in a summery state. Nothing.


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The collaborative efforts of Kate and Kristina, the KKG, and Michelle have produced the following multimedia event, in the descending order in which they were conceived, the precious children of our i...
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