Rusty

Hi, all...If you're gonna be a sport and read all of this, pick a song from the jukebox below to listen to during your time here and enjoy! Well, I'd rather we talk about you, but...(deep breath)... I was a professional chef for 7 years. Got a little burned out, so I made a career change. Now cooking is fun again! I love fishing, golf (started when I was 12 and it wasn't cool, Best round: 71 at Caledonia in Myrtle Beach), snowboarding (started when I was 18 and it wasn't allowed) and dancing (especially to 80's and 90's music), played violin for 7 years in school (never got very good but I still love classical music), but I'm up for just about anything! Just to let you know a few more of my likes and dislikes... Likes: thunderstorms, picnics, rollercoasters, dawn, chess (wanna play?), lingerie (Victoria's Secret is my favorite store, but not for my own wardrobe!), Grand Marnier, being underestimated, popcorn, t'ai chi ch'uan, 7th row center, orange marmalade, Caddyshack, lucid dreams and OBE's, unexplained phenomena, serendipity, licorice (little preference, but cherry Nibs kick ass!), tattoos and ballcaps on girls (I miss legwarmers, too!), learning other languages, sharing a warm bed on a cold morning, white or hawaiian pizza, the forces of nature and the mysteries of the universe in general, fresh cracked black pepper, Calvin and Hobbes (especially Calvin's snowmen), travel, adult swim, early morning coffee, psychic abilities (we all have ESP, we just don't know how to use it...), tanlines, New England clam chowder, "South of the Border" billboards (they mean I'm headed for either Myrtle Beach or Florida!), M.C. Escher, Dali, Rosenquist (any art that makes you think, so add Rodin :o) ), whole Maine lobster with drawn butter, all things Monty Python, SPY vs SPY, and Bacardi Silvers at the Starboard in Dewey Beach!!! :o) Dislikes: Liars, phishing (get a life, assholes!), tailgaters (other drivers, not the football fans), the little red strings they had in Band-Aids you were supposed to pull to rip the side open and instead they just pulled out, lima beans, only one Kleenex left in the box, fake orgasms (I'd much rather be educated...this is very important to me!), when the last visitor didn't flush, snobs, when cashiers lick their fingers before they count your change, racists, Mapquest's directions, when the windshield wiper just smears the dead bug across your line of sight, rubberneckers, Manhattan clam chowder, parking meters that only take quarters, Clippy from MS, comb-overs, spiders (especially loxosceles rufescens, those little bastards!), brief backrubs (giving or receiving), sunburn, hair on the soap, fire ants, dirty fingernails, telemarketers, teletubbies, hearing favorite songs from my youth on commercials or in elevators, litter, double standards, double parkers, paparazzi, birdcrap, peach schnapps (long story), forgetting to smell the roses, people who take 10 minutes at the ATM, spammers, and putting the f**king lotion in the basket. Everything else is just sand...

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