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About Me

There's so much to be said here. I'll just give you a few teasers about me: 1) I'm considered to be the feline Tom Cruise 2) I model on the side, to keep my figure svelte 3) I love food, especially cooked bacon on top of my science diet 4) My master deemed it important to chop my fucking nuts off when i was a baby (i'm gonna get that bastard one day) 5) I love eating 6) I love vomitting 7) I love to beat the shit out of the other 3 cats i share a house with 8) I don't like my belly rubbed. I'll fuck your shit up something fierce if you go there 9) I masturbate to the centerfold of Cat Fancy magazine my owners get every month 10) I speak Farsi
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My Interests

Eating, Sleeping, Eating, Vomitting, Eating, Escaping, Eating, Sleeping, Getting my way
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I'd like to meet:

That hot ass Persian Cat that eats Fancy Feast out of a crystal dish. I want to paw her, bitch slap her, and make her eat Purina out of my ass (with syrup).

Music:

Googoosh, Mozart, and any rap song that has the word pussy in it. I love the shout outs.

Movies:

Cats & Dogs (if i was the fucking leader the cats would've fucking won), The Truth about Cats and Dogs, The Cat's Eye.Generally, anything that reaches out to my species.

Television:

My favorite show on TV. This show opened many doors for us cats in the entertainment industry, and without visionaries such as Toonces, I wouldn't be the model I am today... width="425" height="350" .. .. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

I can't read.

Heroes:

$$ P.i.M.P $$

My Blog

For the love of Christ

please use Mozilla to view my fucking page. IE sucks donkey nuts, and if you aren't using Mozilla by now, you're a friggin douche (or a woman).
Posted by Jimmy on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 10:44:00 PST