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big smooth

if i could just get off of this L.A. freeway, without getting killed or cut...

About Me

go to a concert. look at the soundsystem. see that shit? i fix that shit.

My Interests

if California slides into the ocean, like the mystics and statistics say it will, i predict this motel will be standing... until I pay my bill

I'd like to meet:

sam perkins, lee "scratch" perry, willie nelson, mr. or mrs. c.g. nelson, alan sparhawk, hollywood actor beck bristow, andrew weatherall, steve nash, harvey basset, rob forrester, ian masters, marco pirroni, rodney bingenheimer, andrew w.k., rick howard, mad mike banks, bernadine dohrn, world b. free, robin guthrie, steve caballero, bill russell, keith morris, howlin' mad murphy, tom moulton, jane wiedlin, john doe, william blake, james brown, johnny marr, neville brody, john grigley, ambrose reynolds, robert williams, exene cervenka, adi dassler, sean cliver, sam coomes, andy jenkins, dave wubben, michael allen, futura 2000, ikutaro kakehashi, jayne casey, rockets redglare, dirk nowitski, marc johnson, pete rock, harry dean stanton. george gervin, ian brown, brian wilson, peter hook, marc van hoen, david lee roth, kurt vonnegut jr, winston hazel, jonathan richman, dot allison, jason spaceman, louie barletta, paul mccartney, jim jarmusch, isabella rossellini, andy summers, thelonius monk, basil hayden, tony trujillo, clement "coxsone" dodd, patrick fitzgerald, kevin shields, adrian sherwood, syd barrett, tom petty, spike jonze, crispin glover, anton newcombe, scarlett johanesson, ric ocasek, peter saville, dj premier, mitch hedberg, tim shields, jack dangers, lou reed, ed templeton, dj fitchie, bob mould, gabor szabo, ken nordine, chuck d, dick rude, john cusack, patrick adams, darrell dawkins, archer prewitt, mark gonzales, dr, alex patterson, iggy pop, kramer, moon unit zappa, charles webster, chet baker, david byrne, joe strummer, rick klotz, budd dwyer, mark pauline, john giorno, chuck klosterman, david mancuso, natas kaupas, megan baltimore, larry heard, tim burgess, dick wolf, jerome kersey, screamin' jay hawkins, tim gavin, glenn branca, debbie harry, vini reilly, maya rudolph, john cardiel, fred hampton, tony alva, albert hoffman, anton newcombe, phil spector, curtis mayfield, martin hannett, madlib, ken kesey, paul nice, alexander robotnik, eddie harris, ty evans, earl monroe, ive mendes, brian ferry.

Music:

sing a song of long ago, when things were green, and movement slow. and people stopped to say hello, they'd say hi to you. would you like to come over for tea? with the missus and me? it's a real nice way to spend the day, in dayton, ohio, on a lazy sunday afternoon, in nineteen hundred and three.

Heroes:

the vision of christ that thou dost see / is my vision's greatest enemy