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I'm a 33 yr old guy who shares his 2 bed flat with a couple of geriatric moggies and Audrey Hepburn, well she looks down at me from the lounge wall! I'm taking another look at Myspace as Facebook is driving me round he bend with 60 application requests a day!!! I am not looking for teenage prostitutes or their webcams so please don't bother telling me 'I think you're cute and add me to your MSN...'If however you're a fan of random comedey, and spontaneous mad antics then give me a shout. Alexander --
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A person who is constantly high

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Basics:
Name: Alex Motley
Date of Birth: 27/10/74
Birthplace: Frimley, Surrey
Current Location: Turners Hill
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Height: 6'2"
Heritage:
Piercings: None
Tattoos: None
Favourite:
Band/Singer: David Bowie
Song: Space Oddity
Movie: Interview with The Vampire
Disney Movie: Lion King
TV show: The Mighty Boosh/Life on Mars
Color: Pink
Food: Curry
Pizza topping: Anchovies
Ice-Cream Flavor: Haagen Daaz Pralines
Drink (alcoholic): Magners
Soda: Diet Coke/Root Beer
Store: Better say my own!
Clothing Brand: Don't do brands
Shoe Brand: Anything that fits
Season: Spring
Month: October
Holiday/Festival: Christmas
Flower: Fuschia
Make-Up Item: are you kidding?
Board game: Scrabble
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunny
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Fruit or veggie: Fruit
Night or day: Day
Sour or sweet: Sweet
Love or money: Love
Phone or in person: Perso
Looks or personality: Both-Sorry
Coffee or tea: Tea
Hot or cold: Hot
Your:
Goal for this year: Happiness
Most missed memory: My dad
Best physical feature: Erm???
First thought waking up: 5am-I don't think at 5am!!!
Hypothetical personality disorder: multiple personalities
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Not for me
Sesame street alter ego: Dont want hands or anything else up my rectum
Fairytale alter ego: Grumpy the Dwarf
Most stupid remark: My last one
Worst crime: Cautioned for Criminal damage 10 years ago
Greatest ambition: Move abroad
Greatest fear: Falling into a volcano or molten metal
Darkest secret: wouldn't be secret
Favorite subject: West Ham
Strangest received gift:
Worst habit: self criticism
Do You:
Smoke:
Drink: yes
Curse: lots-at work
Shower daily: of course
Like thunderstorms: yes
Dance in the rain: and get wet???
Sing: warble
Play an instrument: used to
Get along with your parents: definitely
Wish on stars: sometimes
Believe in fate: yes
Believe in love at first sight: yes
Can You:
Drive: yes
Sew: no
Cook: yes
Speak another language: bit of deutsche
Dance: er.......
Sing: no
Touch your nose with your tongue: yes
Whistle: yes
Curl your tongue: yes
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: yes
Been Stoned/High: yes
Eaten Sushi: yes
Been in Love: yes
Skipped school: no
Made prank calls: no
Sent someone a love letter: yes
Stolen something: yes
Cried yourself to sleep: yes
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? insecurity
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? 11pm
Name three things you can't live without: Company/Family/Love
What is the color of your room? Purple (at the moment)
Do you have any siblings? One sister
Do you have any pets? A ginger cat
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? no
What is you middle name? Gordon
What are you nicknames? Motters, Muttley, Motts, Al
Are you for or against gay marriage? Don't care
What are your thoughts ..ion? For, in the right circumstances
Do you have a crush on anyone? Jennifer Aniston
Are you afraid of the dark? no
How do you want to die? saving someone else
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? 10
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? yes
What is the last law you’ve broken? speeding
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: brunette
Eye color: green
Height 5'5" or above
Weight slim to average
Most important physical feature: face
Biggest turn-off mudflaps
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My Blog

mobile

morning all! I've just discovered the mobile version of myspace and very saucy it is too. Right now i'm listening to moyles on radio one whilst sitting in my car waiting for the barbers to ope...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 01:21:00 GMT

Update....

Hello all, Just 're-discovered' myspace after many months. Weird reading that last blog. Mandie is now engaged and I still have the cats...and was Sweeney Todd really that long ago??? Well as it stand...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 14:14:00 GMT

2008.....

Well it got off to an interesting start, so here I am, back on my own again, complete with the ex's cats, not sure how that happened but no worries, now that I've finaly found a cat food they'll eat a...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:30:00 GMT

Back possibly for a limited time...

Hi all, I've migrated over to facebook, and unless anyone can give me a good reason, I'm thinking of abandoning myspace completely, what do you think? Please feel free to join me on the other side!
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 16:05:00 GMT

Bells go clang!!!

Found a Bad News page, wonderful, that takes me back a few years! I have recently completed the longest week of my career, on Friday I worked from 7am to midnight and was bac in again on Saturday for ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:36:00 GMT

Russell T Davies

Just who does this man think he is. I've had enough now! I have just witnessed one of the original and best Doctor Who Enemies get killed off. Yes the Master is dead! Unbelieveable. Not content with w...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 13:55:00 GMT

Rocky IV

Is so unbelieveaby bad it almost rivals Rocky V in its shockingly awfulness! I say this having just watched it again on the tele as I thought I must have imagined how bad it was when it was on yesterd...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:56:00 GMT

The end is nigh!!!!!

Of my hols anyway. Not too bothered as I've had a great couple of weeks off, I think my mood shall change as I get out of my car in the morning to be hit by keys requests and 'it's not been good last ...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 07:53:00 GMT

Men behaving badly

Why is it that every time I watch a repeat of this series anywhere its always the BBQ episode where the girls go on a saling weekend and Gary sleeps with the girl from next door. It has to be the most...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Regeneration cycle complete!

Well its been a great week, started slowly but got better and better. Thank you Debbie and Ruth for making the wild west trully wild! I have two new friends and some great memories, just wait til I ge...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 14:32:00 GMT