We Must Be Stopped

Born in the south of France as conjoined twins, some guy named jim beam and the Reverend Joel Spencer struggled through abandonment at birth to emerge as the least heighth-proportionate band of all time, We Must Be Stopped. Musical influences culled from their humble origins being raised by circus folk pervade nearly every melody they sing, as does the fascinating dialectual quirks of the Polynesian pygmies responsible for the pair's quasi-surgical seperation. Careers as test subjects for American drug companies brought them stateside, here to entertain the masses in elaborate costumes under the residual influence of shelved psychotropic pharmaceuticals.