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Name: Jamie

Sex: Yes Please

Age: 00110010 00110001

Location: Ninth Circle

Home State: CO

Orientation: Asexual

Status:

Married with 1032 babies

Occupation: Stalker

Race: not too much thanks.

Smoke: only on M, T, F,

S,W,S,T

Drink: Vodka

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The Name is Jamie.

I'm an Addict to Java.

I have a Lover , He's into Scat, he says it's fun, I say it's weird,

but I *shivers* Love him.

His Friend GT or Cow Face is into Bondage and Watersports,

but he says he's not (someone is in Denial) and he smells like ass...Constantly.

My Friend Dustin , is just a plain out Dork and likes to Drink Vodka

and poke young children with Pencils.

Super Nifty Macon Fella , well is just the Shit, when he's not venturing around

in Pantyhose and wigs flashing old ladies at Church. even then he's still the shit.

Jason , well he just likes to use a lot of baking powder and ...other things,

plus he's kind of kinky, and has your cash.

My Hawt Twated Deep Frying Fishie Friend is addicted to cock

and picking her nose while ranting on at old people.

West Coast fella reminds me of Ghandi and Budda, very Wise fella he is.

Oh, and Patrina is addicted to Old Moldy Nun Ass, that likes crappy java

from queeribou.

My other Friends are Nifty, otherwise I'd not be friends with them...Duh.

(don't be mad if I failed to put you in here, well ok, get mad then bring me java w00t )

Almost forgot about me, well I'm said to be an overzealous freak, that's

cold hearted ( I keep saying I don't have one but they insist it's cold), apathetic

and I can't feel emotions (or rather I don't have any). along with me being mean,

creepy, weird, sarcastic and bitter, and I just hate the world

7/8ths of which are true, I'm not an Overzealous person, and I don't hate the

world, just the people in it

I'm not Religious so don't come to me raving on about how God will save you

from being a sinister being blah blah blah, bite me and really all "God" is, is just

an imaginary friend for grown ups. giving a "Guiding hand" and a reason to blame

their lazy tard ass actions on everyone else.

Sheesh So much Negativity, on the Plus side "I smell better when I Douche"

*col* and I'm an alleged good listener.

and I'm seemingly straight forward. w00t.

I Think you should go play in traffic and Die a wretched painful death.

I abhor liars, users, cheaters, superficial dolts, and ignorant tards..

I'm as it is so apparent, not a people person. (which in light leads to the next one)

I'm not mean, you're just too indolent to get to know me.

I think that's it for now.

Chat me up on AIM, (sn4ck0)

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P.S. Armin and Starbucks IS Nifty. and IMMI SUCKS ASS :)

Music:

Music, I like a dabble of everything, My Prevail likes are Trance, Vocal, House etc etc

Movies:

Television:

I can't see very well on my 4" television. Not a big fan for Television, but when I get the chance, House, CSI, Nip/Tuck, Dirty Jobs and some others

Books:

I love reading, Books on the mind, human behavior, Technical Books, reading is reading.

I'm a Stalker

He's trying to eat my lip

Heroes:

Hero, such a lament thing, I have people to which I admire, such as my Asshole of a Father.People who are open minded, and strive to be themselves and not a lamb chop in a butcher shop.