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Official SJK

I'm Bringing Sexy Back......And It's Gonna Hurt!

About Me

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I have never been good at describing myself. I would rather someone else do it for me. I asked some friends for some testimonials, but as it turns out, not too many people had anything good to say.

I like black coffee. I eat red meat. I love politics, and hate politicians. I love cold women, and warm beer. Well, maybe I don't but that seems to be how it works out.

I drink too much, sleep too little, and I've somehow managed to achieve D Level celebrity in England. It's not much, but it's probably more than you can say.

My Interests

Drinkin', gamblin' and women, stealin' hearts, and playin' with guns. Pin-ups, strippers, tattoos, my girlfriend's girlfriend.

I'd like to meet:

Marilyn Manson, Jay-Z, Anton LaVey, Larry Flynt, Doc Holiday, Dave Grohl, Anthony Bourdain

Music:

Army of Anyone, Afghan Wigs, Black Label Society, Jeff Buckley, The Cure, A Perfect Circle, Tool, Motorhead, Portishead, Radiohead, Foo Fighters, Marilyn Manson, Tiger Army, Dropkick Murphys, Flickerstick, Bad Religion, NOFX, Social Distortion, Misfits, Pearl Jam, Lagwagon, Johnny Cash, Helmet, Twilight Singers, Face to Face, Metal Skool, Backyard Babies, Bad Astronaut, Down......

Movies:

Fight Club, Sin City, Batman Begins, Tombstone, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pi, 300, Smokin' Aces...

Television:

The Shield, Entourage, Family Guy, Supernatural, How I Met Your Mother

Books:

Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, or Anton LaVey

Heroes:

I don't believe in heroes...I aspire to be the greatest human that ever lived.

My Blog

All’s Well That Ends Well

Finally!  I'm back home, and I have something to rant about! This past week, was my debut tour for Nu-Wrestling Evolution in the Canary Islands of Spain.  As it would turn out, it would be o...
Posted by Official SJK on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:36:00 PST

Mania

I’m feeling nostalgic for some reason.  Perhaps it’s lack of sleep.  Maybe it’s just boredom.  But either way, I’m not angry right now! For once, I’m actua...
Posted by Official SJK on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

A Public Service Announcement...

....from the heavily tattooed of the world. Just a few things to remember... 1. Do NOT touch the tattooed people without our consent.  This is especially directed to you, middle aged women who po...
Posted by Official SJK on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:06:00 PST

WANTED: SJK GIRLS!

SterlingJamesKeenan.com is back online, and is seeking models!In His travels, SJK has the opportunity to meet some of the hottest women on the planet, fans and non-fans alike. This is YOUR chance to s...
Posted by Official SJK on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:10:00 PST