Dan

Im the boy who kicked out at the world, but the world kicked back a lot fucking harder! Im an 18 year old guy, got a shitty job and like a bit of a drink (to say the least). My main interests are pubs, clubs, drugs and rock n roll! My God, how uninteresting do I sound when put in2 a paragraph! I hold very strong beliefs (dont know what they are) but heres a few, The most important thing in life is a good sturdey pair of boots or weelies if thats what you like, but me, Im partial to clogs. Clogs are good for more then shoes, you can use them as weapons, cups, doorstops, miniture fruitbowls and so much more, its unbeliveable! At the moment im 18 and dont kno where im going but, Give me a pen, sciscors, guitar and tinfoil and i'll plan a perfect murder, be in a one man tightrope walking blues band and be the 1st to land on mars using only a unicycle! My name? If you knew that, then youd be as cleaver as i am!