Neverdogs (R.I.P.)

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4 ____________________________________________________________ _ They were 4 guys: The Gnt guy who used to play guitar knowing only three chords and the voice of a dieing dog, The Chris guy: At that time he thought a Bass was a little man... The Ray Guy, who bought a guitar before he knew a guitar was a musical instrument... The Giò Guy, the only one who could play a guitar and with some experience... Then the four guys met Pete a nice drummer wanting play everything, 'just let me play!", They met Viv, a blonde girl with a great voice (but never let her have a chance, due to the huge ego of the Gnt)... Well... That six guy joined together and started to study other band songs with irresistible ridicoulos results (during 'in the name of love' the gnt had a paralisys of his vocal chords(?), playing 'sultan of swing', Giò had vision of himself at the Golgota)... The Gnt wanted to be an author (even called pizza man for his ability to make a song every day)... After a year they played the songs in this page all composed by the Gnt... A nice result... Mom was very proud... We knew our way was a dead end... At the end of the story, the half of the band wanted to sound like Metallica and Nirvana (oh, my) and the other half like Eagles... No deal... Interesting: the first 3 songs was written while the Gnt was having a bad cold, while the last song was composed by Giò and the Gnt together on a warm August (temperature reached 50°)... During the record session they payed one deaf idiot to help them on recording. It has been a pity he forgot to record the best performance of 'sebastian the sheriff'... Then, because they didn't have a police siren, the Gnt did it himself with the miserable result you hear... So this is only a joke. We hope you enjoy it ^__^