A: Excuse me. Aren’t you Marjorie Lea Winick, the current Ms. Georgia World?B: Why Yes I am.A: I’m Julia Sugarbaker, Suzanne Sugerbaker’s sister. I couldn’t help overhearing part of your conversation.B: Well I’m sorry I didn’t know anyone was here…A: Yes and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don’t know, Marjorie. You probably didn’t know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia Pageant History to sweep every category except congeniality. And that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. OR that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit five contestants quit on the spot. OR that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, “What would you do to prevent war?†she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept! And you probably didn’t know, Marjorie, that Suzanne wasn’t just ANY Ms. Georgia, she was THE Ms. Georgia! She didn’t twirl JUST a baton! That baton was on FIRE! And when she THREW that baton into the air, it flew HIGHER, FURTHER, FASTER THAN ANY BATON HAS EVER FLOWN BEFORE, HITTING A TRANSFORMER AND SHOWERING THE DARKENED ARENA WITH SPARKS!!! AND WHEN IT FINALLY DID COME DOWN, MARJORIE, MY SISTER CAUGHT THAT BATON! AND TWELVE THOUSAND PEOPLE JUMPED TO THEIR FEET FOR SIXTEEN AND ONE HALF MINUTES OF UNINTERRUPTED THUNDEROUS OVATION AS FLAMES ILLUMINATED HER TEAR STAINED FACE!!! And THAT, Marjorie, just so you will know and your children will someday know is the night the lights went out in GEOR-GIA!B: I’m sorry, I didn’t know.A: Well…now you do.
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