Debra Zebra

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..Well, where shall I begin....
Some people say I don't act my age - these are the people that think that once you get past 30 you should be settled down - chained to the kitchen sink 'and all that jazz' and the highlight of my life should be doing house work on a saturday and shopping in asda on a sunday, treating myself to a new pair of knickers in the sale! Sorry guys - I'm half way through my life now (yes that life that you only have once) and I'm gonna make the most of wot I've got left ! Don't get me wrong - I'm not one of these old hags tryin to relive my youth (mutton dressed as lamb) tryin to pull 21 year olds in oceana wearing the latest hypnotic number - I'm a lot classier than that (as you can see in my photos) - on a good day anyway. I have a 16 year old son, who I had at a young age and have spent most of my life bringing him up the best way I can - now it's time to live my life. If you're wondering who to compare me to if it were someone famous (which I nearly am) you could call me the next desperate housewife without a husband or the new member of sex and the city who never gets dumped. People who say only youth is beauty only have to look at someone like me to dispute this. I am like an expensive wine that gets better with age. I might have a need for the old polyfiller on that beautiful face of mine but I have the body of a 21 year old and intend to make the most of it. That doesn't mean I'm a slut - I only have eyes for one man who encourages me to strut my stuff and feel beautiful on the inside - maybe that's what keeps me so young. Oh yeah I forgot - I'm really cheesy. Although I love the quiet life during the week as I work 9-5 and have a hormonal teenager and sex starved puppy dying to lose his virginity to everything with a pulse, I make sure my week-ends are as hectic and exciting as possible - don't forget I have many years of lost youth to make up for (and I do just that!) My main partner in crime is my adopted sister samantha williams. She is left in my capable hands on a friday nite and I make sure she stays on the straight and narrow (if shes stays sober I send her home!) When I decide to act my age and be sensible I have my best friend louise who stands by me whatever (bless her) Anyway, I could go on forever, but you can find out the more intimate details in my autobiography that will be out next month or on the cover of the latest porno.