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Ray Gootz

He's gonna have to make one more goddamn mix cd!

About Me

Stand-up Comic from Astoria Queens that is from the streets. Yo, the streets raised me, son. You disrespect the streets, you disrespect me so back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up. I enjoy sitting in my room, hiding from the world and not letting go of the past as I watch the odd Couple, She-Ra and The Jeffersons on DVD as I franticly try to find a world where I once belonged. Also I'm afraid of dogs.

My Interests

Killing motherfuckers that don't pay respect to true thugs. Also comic books.

I'd like to meet:

No one I found metin!

Music:

I like to listen to heavy metal and stuff like ac/dc, HIM, ozzy osbourne, TotoBut when I'm on the streets hustling for dough I like to get back to my roots and chill to some bell biv devoe, Jaheim, Jay-Z, The Whispers and the Delfonics.And when I'm caving in some greek fuck's head in because y'know i'm gangsta like that because that's how I keep it: Gangsta, I like to listen to some TKA, Red Carpet, Anna Vissi and George Lamond.And when I'm reading Avengers issues 239-245 i enjoy the musical stylings of Howard Shore and John Willams.Finally when I'm in a romantic mood I like to put on some Air Supply and bang my head into the keyboard as I slowly realize I'm going to die alone.

Movies:

Dawn of the Dead, Texas Chainsaw massacre, Ghostbusters, Taxi Driver, Clockwork orange, Figght Club, Rocky 1-5, All the freddys, All the friday the 13ths and Hellraiser

Television:

Oh boy Odd Couple, Frasier, Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, 24, Lost, Alias, Soap, Taxi, Night Court, 3's Company, Family Ties, Happy Days, He-Man, Batman, Spider-man, The Incredible Hulk, 227, Golden Girls, Punky brewster, Facts of Life, Gimmie a break, Charles in Charge, Saved by the Bell, JLU, WKRP, One Day at A Time, Sopranos, Full house, Growing Pains, Silver Spoons, What's Happening, Diffrent Strokes, Too Close for Comfort and of course...ALF!

Books:

Anything with Spider-man or Batman.Also anything involving New Warriors especially stuff with Namorita.R.I.P SPEEDBALL 1988-2006

Heroes:

There are 4 men that have made me who I am today:1.Hulk Hogan2.Sam Kinson3.Spider-man4.ALF

My Blog

FUCK EVERYONE.....METIN IS BACK!

On Thursday night I recieved a annymous tip on Metin with a phone number. Tonight I called his brother and demanded to speak to him. An Hour later Metin Called form LA!Metin is in Los Angles! He's a c...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 11:06:00 PST

For Better or for Worse

When I was a kid i would walk up the block and go take out the paperback compilations of the comic-strips at the Libary. Nothing will ever touch the awesome 1-2 punch of Garfield and The Far Side but ...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:21:00 PST

Dvd Reviews

People always ask me why I buy so many dvds. Well I decided to give an update on the 11 DVDs i bought today thatcame out. I have a reason for everything. 1.TMNT_ I saw this movie last spring and reall...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Wed, 08 Aug 2007 12:57:00 PST

metin

Tragedy has struck. The bar where I was going to do the Metin Tribute can't have stand-up shows. They got a noise violation so i'm going to scour astoria trying to find a new spot to honor Bryant's fa...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:15:00 PST

Bryant High School

Sometimes i'll go with my Mom to Eckard to get her medication and candy. And Mom will be annoyingly in the distance looking at hairspray so I'll go wandering and i'll walk into the school supply aisle...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 12:49:00 PST

11-15-2008

In May of 1999 my friends told me to give it time. And I have. 10 years. ON Saturday November 15th 2008 one way or another the Bryant saga finally ends. The Countdown is on! Just remember: WWMOD...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 02:14:00 PST

I own alot of dvds

Today I kind of felt confused, scared and lonley. This was right after work and before I did stand-up. I put on my Discman and walked the mean streets of times square trying to think of a way to make ...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

Spider-man

Spider-man After seeing Spider-man 3 i went home and read the past couple of years of Spider-man titles. Right now i'm just about to get up to the Other crossover from 2005, a few thoughts: 1.J micha...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sat, 12 May 2007 11:22:00 PST

Last night

Yes I admit it..... I spent all of last night reading aquaman and hawkman comics in my room. It was a Friday night I know but Hawkman was in dire straits, Aquaman had his kingdom turned on him and Bla...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

A teacher from Bryant does stand-up?

That's right! Ms.Constantine does stand-up now, I've filmed her twice at the club. She was the OTHER acting teacher. I would love for Ms.Weinstein to do it just so I could have the bouncer tackle her ...
Posted by Ray Gootz on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:07:00 PST