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Eric

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

I am the one special one that god made especially for you, and we are destine to be sealed in the temple for time in all eternity.

Who I would like to be is a faithful husband, a good father, a provider, a lover, a best friend, and an eternal companion. I can’t do it alone, but we just might make it there together. I am like one piece of a puzzle, and you are like the other. Because I feel like I have progressed just about as far as I can alone. So defining what I am like in combination with you might be a little bit difficult. I am interactive in nature, and I can't define myself, as a simple string of characters. To learn about my you must correspond with me. I have a past, but right now I feel like I am in such a time of transition that my past does not really define me, except that I am now very experienced in the nature of earthly life, and feel ready for the new challenges of husband hood and fatherhood. I have become a man and put away childish things.

So I can tell you what I do on a day to day basis, or about my political views, or stories about my past, but that does not really define who I am. Maybe if we exchange some messages on myspace, it will give you a better idea of who I am and what I am about.

But who are you exactly? If you have reached this page by mistake, then that means that I am not the one special one that god made especially for you. So move on to the next "nice", "sweet" Mormon guy, and sorry for taking up your time.

Who I would absolutely not like to meet:

(1)In the past unrighteous women have taken advantage of my kindness and generosity. But now I have become very careful in selecting new close friends and even more careful in selecting potential dates. Stupid, impatient and/or stuck up girls bore me. I have had my heart broken for the last time by, shallow, cruel, unfeeling, two timing, fickle hearted women who enjoy the excitement of falling in love with a new men frequently but lack the emotional equipment for an eternal relationship. I have had my last bad experiences with dating manipulative, cold blooded, vain, calculating, money hungry, two faced, nagging and/or selfish shrews. I have also had it with radical feminists and myspace whores. I have become wise to all the games that the types of women mentioned above play, so if any of the above qualities apply to you, then just go away.

(2)Do you have a tattoo, are you a recovering drug addict/alcoholic, a victim feminist , an ex-prostitute, a psychotic victim of rape and/or child molestation, or abuse by a former boyfriend or husband, are you looking for a meal ticket to support your brood of illegitimate children, or do you just have emotional problems because your daddy did not pay enough attention to you when you were a little girl?

(3)Then God still loves you, and I have a great deal of compassion for you, especially for the things in the paragraph directly above this one that apply to you, that were not even your fault. But the trouble is that these are all danger signs and, sorry if they apply to you, you are probably not the type I am looking exchange messages on myspace or to meet in real life or date right now. I don't want to seem judgmental, disrespectful or unfriendly. I do run a free food line for the homeless and downtrodden, and you are welcome to come there for a free meal. And if you were a member of my ward, or an investigator visiting my ward of course I would fellowship you. In real life, I love doing missionary work, and I am a lot more friendly and open minded, than the impression that my profile gives. But to tell you the truth, all these things in the paragraph just above, normally are either indications of emotional problems or cause women to have so many emotional problems, that chances are we would probably not have a successful marriage. I want to have children, and having an insane wife, who might be unfit to raise them because of serious emotional problems is just not fair to them.

(4)I take a close look at how women dress in their myspace pictures, because the clothing that people choose says a lot about them, if you have any slutty half naked pictures of your self, I will conclude that you are a woman of with low moral standards. If your pictures are mostly of you dressed in men's clothing, in other words dressed in pants, and not skirts or dresses, I will automatically assume that you are an anti-gender role feminist or have at least been infected with the feminist lie that gender is a social construct, to an unacceptable degree for my tastes and will not be interested in even thinking about dating you.

(5)Even if you don't dress like a man and are not a feminist yourself, but have chosen to surround yourself with man hating feminist friends, or people with low moral standards, or even with Mormons with a bias against meeting people online, and are week minded and/or foolish enough to be influenced by them, please don't waist my time, because they will eventually all tell you to stay away from me, and if you can't think for yourself, you will believe them.

(6)If you are an anti-patriarchal feminist , or if you type anti-patriarchal feminist slogans, for example, if you equate marriage with slavery, associate being pregnant with being barefoot, if you denigrate motherhood by calling it popping out children and/or are secretly against patriarchy this just isn't going to work. The trouble is you are to insecure in your womanhood to be equal partners with a man that holds the priesthood, and has the power and authority to act in the place of god. What you need is some male feminist wimp to make you happy, so go away, and take your satanic plan to eliminate "traditional gender roles" with you. God still loves you but you really need to repent.

Have you already blamed me for our lack of compatibility. Do you think that the problem is that I am the one that is to judgmental? I have been there and done that and am completely and totally done with dating people like you.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Well first and foremost I would like to meet the one special one that god made especially for me. But other than that I am most interested in finding and keeping track of old friends. As far as corresponding with new random strangers online, some times I try it, but I am complicated and it takes a long time to get to know me, and I don't like to give out a lot of personal information to someone who will probably end up just exchanging a few messages with me and then disappear from my life as quickly as they have appeared.

I am pretty much distrustful of strangers and reluctant to meet any body new in real life right now, especially someone from myspace. However if you are a person of high moral standards, and if you are smart, and actually have something to say, I might enjoy exchanging messages with you, to help fight the boredom. And with time I might even start to see you as someone special, but I want to go slowly.

Who I would really, really like to meet:

So are you a virgin, do you have a real testimony and are you active in church, are you wholesome, nurturing, and kind, are you pleasant to be around? Do you want to have lots of children. Do you think you might enjoy being a stay at home mom? Do you want an eternal relationship? Do you like to cook? Are you a bonafide nice girl. Are you a good adviser, would you make a good first counselor? Do you posses a spirit more refined than mine? Can you be stubborn and strong willed enough to endure till the end, with out being selfish, or loosing your gentle feminine sensibilities, or robbing a man of his priesthood? Do you think you might enjoy reading the Book of Mormon with me?

The more of these questions you answered yes to the more I might like to exchange messages with you if you are smart and actually have anything intelligent to say.

Are you 19 years old, do you have a guy desperately in love with you expecting you to wait till he gets home from his mission, well then get out a pen and paper and start writing that dear John letter because you may have just found the perfect guy.

Over 19, and the return missionary dumped you, or you never hand one to begin with, well then you have some explaining to do, because every nice Mormon girl is supposed to get married at age 19 to a 21 year old return missionary, right when he gets back from his mission, or at the very most when he has been back no more than 3 months. There must be something wrong with you but, if you have some redeeming qualities I may be able to overlook a few deficiencies in this department, as long as you have a really good explanation.

Some terms and conditions:

Are you still reading, then you are pretty special, maybe I would like to exchange a few messages with you however; I would never consider dating or getting married to a woman so tacky that she would ever consider dating or getting married to a man she meet on line. So if you want to meet me, your going to have to meet me in real life, preferably in church. I hate online meat markets, and I am not going to put myself on display, if you want to know more about my physical details you will need to come and meet me in real life. I do this deliberately to filter out shallow people who are hung up on appearance, and care little about shared beliefs, values and goals. No, No and again I say No, I am not going to give out any personal information on my space, this includes not showing any pictures of my self, and giving out any vital statistics like my age, weight, height or income. If you ask me, even if your an active LDS child bearing age virgin, I will think that you type to much like a creepy myspace sexual predator, and (yes there are many of the LDS faith and female gender) and will probably not be interested in exchanging messages with you. Or maybe if I am in a more playful mood, just think that you lack reading comprehension, not take you seriously, and just tell you what you want to hear.

So if your interested in exchanging messages with me and finding a little bit more about me under those terms maybe we can talk.

How to meet me in real life:

I still do food not bombs every Thursday at Cezar Chavez park on 10th and J at around 3:30 - 4:00 if old friends want to come and hang out with me they can meet me there. I explain a little bit about what Food Not Bombs is in my blogs, for those of you who don’t know me in real life.

I also attend church almost every Sunday. I go to sacrament meeting at the Brighton ward that meets at the building on Wisseman Dr . The sacrament meeting starts at nine o'clock AM. There are plenty of interesting people to meet in our ward, including the in real life version of me.

Once you get to one of these locations, picking me out might be somewhat difficult, since some of the specifications in my profile, can be interpreted as a political statement, that I do not wish to be categorized, rather than simple exaggerations.

For example I have often been ask, am I really 99 years old, do I really make more than 250,000 dollars a year, and am I really 8 feet tall, and do I really have such a striking resemblance to Brigham Young? In order to find out you will have to come and meet me in real life, because I sort of hate the idea that I could be reduced to a simple string of HTML characters. I am a real person, not a myspace profile.

This profile might not be addressed to you

One more thing this profile is only addressed to a narrow target audience and some of the comments might not apply to you. 1:Obviously if your one of my guy friends.2:If your one of my married female friends3:If you are a single female friend that I have known for a long time, chances are that if it has not happened by now, then you are not the one special one that god made for me, don't get freaked out about that part of my profile, it might not apply to you. If the thought that it might apply to you creeps you out, then it definitely does not apply to you. But I would still like to keep track of you because I am also here for old friends.4:Also all the provisions of the "who I would really, really, like to meet", and "who I would not like to meet sections" apply to new people only, to all my old school punk, drug addicted, alcoholic, tattooed, former prostitute friends, including, radical feminists, and various types of obnoxious bitches and/or psychotic abuse victims, and my old friends with broods of fatherless children that you are looking for a meal ticket to support, I say, I still want to keep in touch with you! The who I don't want to meet section of my profile is just talking about what kind of new people I want to meet online. If we have already meet, obviously it does not apply to you.5:If you are under the age of 18, then a lot of my profile does not apply to you at all. Specifically all the parts relating to getting married don't apply. Being added to my friends list, if you are under age is a remarkable accomplishment, because it means that I consider you to be a person of impeccable moral standards. But if you are underage my advice is to learn about the world, what you like and don't like, and wait till you are at least 18, or even better 19, before you start to worry about who you want to marry.If you have just meet me on line, it might not apply to you either, but then again it just might, one of these days, some lucky woman reading this may have just found the perfect guy, and it could be you? If you are the one, then it most definitely does apply to you. Only time will tell

My Blog

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