"The fundamental cause of trouble in the world today is that the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt." - Bertrand Russell.
"Suck a honey badger's ass." - Wesley Willis
I'm Eric (presented in Technicolor). I'm bipedal. I rarely wear patterned shirts. I'm in a band called Pro-Con Punnett Square. That's a lie. I have listened to some bands though, so that's gotta count for something. In the mid-eighties I was fortunate enough to be conceived, which provided me with a lot of opportunity. When I was five, my grandmother killed herself in front of me with a Gatling gun. Nowadays I do characters for corporate events/kids' parties (Lemonhead: The Sandwich-Scarfing Palsy Dolphin, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Terri Schiavo). Some of my favorite things are: Vicissitudes, mustard, tragedy, comedy, sweet love, possessed toys, knighthood, seasons, commentating on bad cinema, hugs, clutching my chest, daydreaming, flossing my teeth, replacing old Mr. Wilson's dentures with Chicklets, observing people, concentrating on nothing in particular, and suffocating hunger with morsels of food.
Living at home in your twenties is like being trapped in a failed marriage, so I've decided to move out (despite my meager income). What I'm worried about is that doctors have found a link between added responsibility and cock parasites...and those, of course, lead to depression and self-mutilation, which leads to typing a lot of sad faces on social networking sites :(
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