Hmm well where do I start. I was born to a small spanish/Amish family in Lancaster county Pennsylvania on a frigid July 19th 1983 morning. I was born Josiah Miguel Nacho Stoltzfus which roughly translated means "Shane".
Life on the farm was rough growing up although if you have not eaten Shufly Pie you certainly havent lived. My brother and I were orphaned at a young age because our parents passed away in a freak corn falling accident, you may have seen something similiar in the movie staring the dreamy Harrison Ford called "Witness". After this we packed up our belongins and left the close knit group to endure the "journey".
We soon left the comforts of no plumbing and became deck hands on an asian fishing ship where we learned the fine art of General Tso's chicken under the direction of Captain Hong. Following our stint with Big Hong as he liked to be called we moved to Norway where a local family of mountain goat herders took us under there tutaledge. The family also doubled a the local brothel owner. While there I not only learned how to milk a goat but also I learned how to play what is now known as LACROSSE.
After our time there we returned home where we joined a mid 90's band called "The Sheep Shearers" you may remember our big hit "DIRTY POP". The band soon fell on hard times where we lived off of a steady diet of government cheese. It was here where my brother and I parted ways but not before a traditional spanish/amish meal of tacos and apple dumplings.
I then drove my new 2004 horse and buggy with 22's to Charlotte North Carolina where I now attend school at Belmont Abbey. To my excitement they had a lacrosse team which I joined and became an all conferance player because of my incredible balance I learned while playing on top the Norwegian mountain peaks all while herding goats. Do not worry though my brother and I still speak through a very long string with cans on both ends. This leads me to now. I will be graduating or for our spanish speaking friends "el graduar" in May. I will then move to Florida where I will start the worlds largest retail chain of Bingo centers. Where my good friend Kasey Kasem will call/dj the numbers.
Seriously if you have any questions just ask because this was based on a true story which means a few things are true the rest is mostly made up.
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The crew a few years and bad haircut ago. Dirty, Nugget,Kenny, My bro, and yours truly.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shane
Birthday: 7/19/83
Birthplace: Lancaster
Current Location: Right outside of Charlotte
Eye Color: Hazel, mostly green but around 1/3 of my left eye has a reddish brown spot and is sometimes blue at the bottom.
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends
Your Heritage: I am a mixed bag
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Baked Goods
Your Fears: Seeing the ones I love sad
Your Perfect Pizza: Anything from Little Italy, I mean I did work there for 7 years
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Finishing up school
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Aarons gay
Thoughts First Waking Up: How am I supposed to pee with morning wood without making a mess
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes and from what I am told my butt, haha
Your Bedtime: varies
Your Most Missed Memory: Times with my brother and family events from when I was a kid
Pepsi or Coke: Neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge
Single or Group Dates: Single, you get to know the person better and you certainly arent going to have a group marraige, but if you did that could be cool, haha.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Turkey Hill
Chocolate or Vanilla: Hmm depends on what it is for
Cappuccino or Coffee: If I need to study Coffee if I need a treat some cheap Cappuccino from Uni-Mart
Do you Smoke: Heck no that is nasty
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: At All times, I have tons of soul
Do you Shower Daily: Usually twice
Have you Been in Love: Sure have
Do you want to go to College: Almost done, well with my BA anyway
Do you want to get Married: Without a Doubt
Do you belive in yourself: Yep
Do you get Motion Sickness: haha no
Do you think you are Attractive: I have my good and bad days, isnt this more of anothers opinion?
Are you a Health Freak: haha Yes, ask my brother, J-bone or Aaron
Do you get along with your Parents: Love em to death
Do you like Thunderstorms: They are sweet and that means its always a good time to nap.
&..39;Do you play an Instrument:' I have in the past and am slowly attempting guitar but I have little patience
In the past month have you Smoked: No, that is nasty
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I went to see Talladega Nights and it was hysterical.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yep
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, but I should have
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Sure have, I love sushi. Justin and Ro got me hooked this past summer
In the past month have you been on Stage: cant remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Beaten up: only by my brother, but thats not even fair because he is crazy and fights as a hobby. I can take him though now so I hope you are reading this Shawn.
Ever Shoplifted: A pack of crackers from the Salad Bar when I was 4.
How do you want to Die: Doing something crazy and that I love.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Good Father, Good Husband, and Successful in my career that order.
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Brazil, Europe in general.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I like brown eyes as long as I see honesty in them.
Favourite Hair Color: Depends
Short or Long Hair: I like longer hair but Short hair is good to as long as it looks good
Height: no real preferance, not taller than me
Weight: something appropriate for height, slender.
Best Clothing Style: hmm no real preferance but not to much Abercrombie or Hollister
Number of Drugs I have taken: 0
Number of CDs I own: not sure they are mosty just burnt Cd's
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a select few
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