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SHORTBUS

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About Me

FIRST OF ALL, IF YOU ARE BRINGING DRAMA ONTO MY MYSPACE, THEN YOU CAN FUCK OFF. I DONT NEED YOUR SHIT AND YOUR PROBLEMS ON MY FUKKIN SPOT BITCH!.. OKTHANXIm DAAVE. some people, actually a lot of people know me as SHORTBUS!!! I live in Long Beach/ Lakewood/ Cypress. I got the nickname "shortbus" from my buddy spex and ugg.. We were in our squat and there was this annoying little voice in my head. It went YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! and since then ive used that a lot.. Spex got mad one time and threatin to kick my ass if I did it again.. But I did it anyways for shits and giggles.. I remember Ugg was laughin off his ass! So thats the story behind Shortbus! BEOTCH!.....88 to my sukas! Im a VEGI.... And I hate people that get new cell phones. THey TOTALLY ignore you cause they are busy fucking with their NEW CELL PHONE. PEE PEE!
adopt your own virtual pet!Wendy and I at Chuck E.Cheese. I get along with her really well. (thats probably why there is a pic of her right here). R.I.P. Little SydSHORTbus
is a Giant Robot that swallows Aeroplanes Whole, fires Rockets, has a Toughened Steel Skeleton, and is Highly Flammable.
Strength: 7 Agility: 3 Intelligence: 8
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I AM THE NEW...WATER...BOY?? NO WAY! YUUMMM WATER!~!It almost ate me!!!!!!!!I love me some LEGOSWELL i just had some french fries...........Well that was good.. but it was hardClick here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 350 to choose from

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" .. I adopted a cute lil' clown fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!I like to go to Disneyland. Knotts, Or wherever... I like to play Handball. I SUPER LOVE LEGOS!! I LOVE music. anyone that has a heart for music is Fukking rad! I graduated in 2006! I LOVE MARRY POPPINS! she is like WHOOAAA!!! WEll if you wanna know MORE then mail me.. and if you are interesting, then maybe i will Talk back to you! hahahLEGO LOVE!!!The people I LOVE. They wont stab you in the back. And they are always there for you when you need them. I LOVE YOU GUYS!They Will ATTACK!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that doesn't annoy the shit out of me... as long as thats not you then I guess your ok! AIM= DOMINATION iADOR

Music:

Defiance, einstuerzende neubauten, assuck, blitz, angry samoans, narcoleptic youth, the expelled, fatal riot, final conflict, x-ray spex, the business, thulsa doom, the partisans, black flag, doom, MOTORHEAD, anti-cimex, anti-pasti, germs, major accident, Oi polloi, last years youth, angelic upstarts, blanks 77, 999, lower class brats, Anti-Nowhere League, special duties, Chaos Uk...and of course U.S. Chaos, GBH, Oi scouts, Ny-Rel-X, Infa Riot, A Global Threat, 4-Skins, KAAOS, Skeptix, Toy Dolls, GG ALLIN, Funeral Dress, Nausea, The Voids, Poison Idea, Dystrophy, Brother Inferior, Extinction of Mankind, Disclose, World Burns To Death, Burning Kitchen, To What End?, Dystopia, ISKRA, Whorehouse of Representatives, WOLFBRIGADE, Extreme Noise Terror, Civil Disobedience, Disrupt, Omega Tribe.. and if I could remember a hole lot more!!I ALWAYS LOVED to ROCK OUT!!!

Movies:

MARRY POPPINS!! YAY! and Pee Wee's Big Adventure. uhh Seaseme Street (story time) shit and sum uther films!

Heroes:

HE WILL SLAUGHTER THE PENGUINGS.. or burn them

My Blog

Thank You Kelly

Who thinks it's appropriate or ok to use the phrases "Gay, Faggot, Bitches, Broads, Niggers, Gyps, Jews, etc".? It isn't punk, asshole. You are a biggot, and yes, I will throw oranges at your house...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 01:31:00 PST

Soo this is what happens when you dont take your MEDS

so therfore, people like myself and my homie Stephanie 7 get a little dangerous!!! Soo i took it upon myself to make up a little anthem for fukkers like us.. so.. HERE IT IS!YOYO! alright soo let me p...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEE IF IM AROUND YOU HERE!!

I am on a trip starting from Long Beach, California.... And i Will end up in Chicago, Illinois.. now then the following is wut city/state i will be in and for how long.. if yuo wanna hang out Then REP...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rumour.. my child

Mine and Jaqui's baby, Rumour.. supposed to hit the floor on October 8th ...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Random Facts About Me

TEN random things about me 001. Im taken 002. Im a vegi 003. I like long relationships 004. I like music 005. I have eating 006. I like having fun 007. I dont like water (only sumtimes) 008. ...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Your butt smells like umm.....

» Hey hows it goin? its me.. writing a blog.. HAHA because i haven't written 1 forever! well i am lame.. so are you.. i eat shit just for fun! you aren't great, toys are fun. women like ♦ ...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I MET SHELBY!!!!!

today i went to downtown disney, in anaheim, CA, and i met up with SHELBY (SHIBBY)!! it was soo fukin awesome.. we walked around as she tryed to still my pak! we tryed to sell TAMPONS! and it was awes...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sum thing Understands!


Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Real Means Of USA

Artist(Band):Reagan Youth U.S.A. In U.S., A's for apathy Not bullshit democracy Red white and blue is all you see But does it mean you're really free? In U.S., A's for anarchy Not bullshit ...
Posted by SHORTBUS on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST