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Ryan/Checkered Vans Mafia Productions

About Me

My Name Is Ryan And I Like Punk, Psychobilly, and Ska. And I Probably Don't Like You. Attn: Emo Kids Kill Yourselves So I Don't Have To Hear Your Constant Complaning. My AIM Is nekropunx36. Now To The Point I Can't Play Drums, Guitar, Or Even Bass. All I Know Is Singing And I Ain't Too Good At That Either Totally Unskilled And Un-something. Short Attention... What? Go Fuck Yourself. Some Pictures That Tickled My Funny Bone. The First Video Is The Best Ever.

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My Blog

Fuckin A

Fuck EMCC, Been There Too Long With Too Fucked Up Of Grades! So...(Drum Roll) I'm Out That Bitch, Fuck Yeah I Got Accepted To A School Out In Tempe. So Its On Now, Motherfuckers! I'm Going In January....
Posted by on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:56:00 GMT

Here Is...

...Loneliness Has Followed Me My Whole Life. Everywhere, Cars, Bars, Sidewalks, Stores, Everywhere. There Is No Escape... I'm God's Lonely Man.   Listen, You Fuckers, You Screw Heads!&n...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:26:00 GMT

Open Your Eyes America

Stolen From My Bro...Thanx Brando   The creatures in this country have amazed me once again, knowing there are people out there that still think the south won, the holocaust never happened, that ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 00:01:00 GMT

Interview Of Oren Soffer From Time Again For Skat

This Is An Interview Of Oren Soffer Of Time Agian On November 4 2007 Ryan: do you have any fond memories of shows or crazy things that happened in arizona Oren: i remember we were really late, it was ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 21:37:00 GMT

My Weekend: In No Particular Order

no sleep, stealing shitty food at sizzlers, Sandra became god, i puked, me and Brandon smoked, my left ear lost hearing, Sandra isn't allowed to have ginger ale ever again, fuckin ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 16:04:00 GMT

10 things i have learned from religion.

10. many "good church going folks" are assholes 9. for being positive people i haven't seen much in their future thats not end of the world this and godless sodom that 8. giving money wont heal y...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 00:56:00 GMT

Shows this month

First is Oct 11  The Horrorpops, Roger Miret And The Disasters, And The Applicators At The Clubhouse Oct 12 Youth Brigade at the Brickhouse Oct  26 Orange And The Phenomenauts at the Sets Oc...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:42:00 GMT

My Religious Experience

Oh worshippers of the mighy All, I had a dream the Bassmaster General came to me. We had a little snack in the doughnut shop. "Drink of this Bonus cup for it is my blood, eateth of this crapper for it...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 23:21:00 GMT

Religion

Ok Fuckers This Is My "First" Blog So Fuckin Enjoy.Do The Religious People Really Expect Me To Believe That Eternal Life Should Cost A Couple Thousand Dollars A Year? Why Should I Give Money To S...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 14:17:00 GMT

politics

shit now im too lazy to rant...fuck
Posted by on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 21:02:00 GMT