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Waffle Lord

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

self-proclaimed pop-culture screwball; i have an inordinate amount of stupid cinema trivia in my head, and i feel bad about it; i have a frog back at home with my folks that is 19 years old - in two years i'm gonna take him out and get him drunk; i have pirate legos in my bedroom; mangos upset me; i think ouija boards are bulls..!t, but i grew up in one of the creepiest houses ever; i've seen a moose; i caused chaos at stonehenge; i once ate 20 chicken mcnuggets in under 2 minutes; i've used a chainsaw; i've eaten kangaroo; i play mini golf and have two putters and three balls in my car ready at all times for violent competition; i'm a white guy who doesn't enertain the illusion that i'm black, but i do occasionally wish i was nordic; i know too much about spiders, and i feel kinda bad about that, too;

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anybody who finds the comedy in waffles or Spam or rubber duckies or electric flyswatters or penguins fighting (they're so freakin CUTE!) or those little rubber monsters you put on your fingers that have the arms that waggle around or kicking the Cheat or those damn happy bunny stickers or the sad sad humor of watching your own mother drop her ice cream on the floor and say F*$K!

My Blog

Something to S(.)it Down and Think About

Greetings from your humble Waffle Lord. It's been some time since I've regaled you with my adventures, and for that I apologize. Hopefully this thrilling tale of suspense and woe will help satiate you...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 14:54:00 GMT

Spence's Birthday Madness

If y'all missed Spence's birthday party, take a look at the chaotic joy y'all missed...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 21:18:00 GMT

Late Night Thoughts - now via YouTube (and Myspace)

Late Night Thoughts. We put this together for the SoCal Film Group's 48 Hour Film Festival. We were required to use a candle as a prop. Our story had to be inspired by a headline from that week's LA W...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Music Video: complete

Rob Giles is a musician. He wanted a music video. This is what he got:.. ..>
Posted by on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 09:51:00 GMT

A flash from Waffle Lord's past....

Years ago, before Waffle Lord was Waffle Lord, and simply a mere mortal, he did this......>
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 13:14:00 GMT

One Spectacularly Clean Cat

Several weeks ago, your faithful Waffle Lord was hanging with his friend and loyal sidekick, Spence. Our travels took us to the abode of another of the Waffle Corps, whom, for the sake of anonymity sh...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 20:16:00 GMT

Invisible Doom

While walking through the courtyard into the building that houses your Waffle Lords humble day job, the PA system was blaring its usual blend of pop music from the days gone by. Todays selection: Invi...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 12:41:00 GMT

The Waffle Lord asserts His place on the food chain

Greetings Waffle Corps. A few weeks ago, I, the Waffle Lord, was in the midst of a well-earned lunch respite from my day job. My reading material was open and splayed on the table. My delicious chi...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 19:42:00 GMT