I'm a dart,
a hot mama,
me and my friends go to clubba,
all the fellas say were flirts,
cause we touch their polo shirts,i'll have a coke,
and some beam,
i'm your generic female teen,
you know you wouldn't want me any other way.I'm a lad, a hot rocker,
all the darts think i'm a shocker,
cause i'm always in the fights,
with da faggots at clubba nights.
Sinking bevans, check my hair,
chop a dart under the stairs
you know you wouldn't want me any other way.
You're such a toss.
Do you believe you have life? I work 6 days a week, making da dosh for da man. Hey mate dats da daily grind for ya. Glad i started doing it erly so i no wut to expect!
If you had a choice of having a life, would you take it? Nah, we're just going to die anyway hey. What's da point?
Do you watch an adequate amount of South Park (on sundays)? I don't believe 6 episodes is adequate, but it'll do.
How wet is your piano? (Or electric version there of) Dry as mckutcums arse.
Is Funky EP sexy? Not really, I much prefer a choir of year 6's conducted by mr. Kahn and the lovely Corralee.
Where were you when they built the ladder to heaven? Working m8, just bin working.
How big is your hard drive? 300 in total. I've run out of space on both of them. I'm going to buy a terabyte just so I feel comfortable with myself.
Do you know Dave? The drama poof? Nah mate.
Should said person be dubbed Davey or Daibhi? The debate goes on. I remain undecided, both are equally hilarious given the contexts. Hilarity ensues for both.
Can you catch the train everywhere you need to go? Cottesloe, Claremont, dats all I need nowadays.
If someone gave you 5 bucks, would you call a fat person fat? It depends, if there is a kebaba-q close by and I can manage a discount by showing my guns, then yes.
What's your selling price? (Be reasonable please) Currently, $8000.
How good is working and not going to Uni? Oh m8, so much breezier. I love knowing I can get home and just lay the old feet up and pop on the tellie without having to learn shit.
Are you fucking sick of old people? Nah I love them ay, it's not like 80% of my waking hours are spent serving those inneficient old timers. Why don't they just fucking learn how to do shit adequately and not have to demand so much of your concentration and effort. FUCK!
Is Clue-ber open on a tuesday? I have no idea, but I am so keen to find out. If so, i've been missing out big time.
Gym tomoz? No i've actually not been a member for 4 months now...
Do you have a T tool? You better believe it. And i've used it so many times.
What sk8y are you gonna get @ le' Blado? That's the hardest questions so far. An ENJOI I believe.
Is your deck history more colourful than Rory's? Yeah.
Do ya chain hang low? Lowa den mah pud.
Do you think The Premiere Comedy Show is funny? Damon Wayan (that's a fucked up name) ; he's just bringing out class A comedy act after class A comedy act on that show. It's good to see the quality of comedy is just geting better and better now that's it's focussed around one key subject, like George Bush, I mean I love comedy acts that just say "FUCK BUSH AHAHAH" because everyone in the western world can relate to that.
Do you think Stand Up Australia is funny? No, it seems everyone in Australia is a right tosser.
Are girls (in general) funny? Unfortunately, no. But you laugh anyway. Like da old Good Charlotte song says "BOYS WILL LAUGH AT GIRLS WHEN THEY'RE NOT FUNNY" and you've got to respect da CHARLOTTE!
How many funny girls do you know? Suze.
Bohnher? Bonher?? Oh, yeh lead singa of U2. Classic band.
Do you have any contact with people that aren't Rory or Joe? ..........no. I see Jason Constantine, so kind of.
What would you do if someone pointed a camera at you? Flex my guns, but like make it look like i didn't by putting my thumbs up, so girls could look at it and be like "oh there's that Rory guy he's a good bloke, oh wow look at his guns, i'm gonna let him chop me under the clubba stairs now"
Are you currently a fan of pop sensation Jojo? For a good 2 weeks, "Too little too late" was the only song I ever played. If that doesn't attest to how much she means to me, I don't know what will.
Would you ever be a bouncer at the Albion? Nah, because you'd have to deal with tossers throwing bar stools into the poolroom.
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