pbbbth |
i'm about to drive my little sister to the american idol concert. usually i wouldn't support this kind of antisocial behavior, but she asked me while i was high on post-operative hydrocodone.
Posted by on Fri, 27 Aug 2004 14:13:00 GMT |
mario brothers, the movie |
you know that part where king koopa turns the mushroom king into a fungus? well, it's not onscreen, exactly, but the transformation is implied, and so he's just this oozing, sentient fungus drooping ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Aug 2004 11:20:00 GMT |
home, james |
back in jerz. can you say wild mushroom risotto? i bet you can.
Posted by on Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:04:00 GMT |
film criticism II |
borne supremacy? more like bored supremacy. OOOOOH!
Posted by on Sat, 14 Aug 2004 17:17:00 GMT |
a sickness |
somebody please help me to stop watching Blind Date. no wait! don't...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Aug 2004 00:01:00 GMT |
so many pounds of flesh! |
gabe pointed out that spending hours counting money is real Shylock.
Posted by on Thu, 12 Aug 2004 18:42:00 GMT |
barrows |
did you know a male pig is called a barrow?
and that the wheelbarrow is so named due to it's resemblence to a pig?
and that they sell for upwards of $10,000 in livestock auctions in miluakee?
the p...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Aug 2004 20:46:00 GMT |
some film criticism |
collateral? more like coll-bad-eral. BURN!
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2004 22:22:00 GMT |
self reliance |
this was my first attempt at the self-haircut, and the perilous endeavor was for the most part, hitchless.
oh yeah, and i gs'd up six times today.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Aug 2004 12:50:00 GMT |
ode to miluakee |
god damn
are you really going to eat that?
really?
but it is fried and on a stick
and is a snicker's bar, to boot.
Posted by on Mon, 09 Aug 2004 19:30:00 GMT |
