To introduce myself, my name is Janalista, 25 yrs old...no kids, but i do have 1 beautiful God daughter JANAYA!Things to know about me: i don't like liars, fakers, and bullshyters! If you can't be real with me on some real shyt we need not speak or pass notes, even if it's the web yall know you need to carry realness everywhere!...Be who you are when speaking to me i appriciate realness and welcome it! :)Some other things TO KNOW about me.....
1.i don't wear make-up..whats the point! spend hours putting it on..spend all day checking to make sure it isn't smuged or wore off..lol i prefer to be the way God sent me.... NATURAL!! I'm not hating..it really does look good on some ladies..Now the 4 diffrent colors of eye shadows to match what ur wearing .....yea i don't get that shit lol2. Realness..i scare alot of ppl away with that, i have a habit of saying whats on my mind no matter if it hurts ya feelings or not, i cant help it honestly it's just who i am!3. Goofy....thats me!! lol i live carefree i choose not to be in drama if i think your full of shit and drama i wont talk to you..it's that simple!! I love to laugh and have fun..
4. Attitudes....i don't tolorate them i'd never put my bad moods off on anyone simply because they are MY problems not yours, so i don't take them out and act shady to people!5. Notes.....yall quit saying i'm ignoring you! Cause i'm not if i aint wrote you back it's probably because im busy with work or catching up on notes OR i've found out your full of shit or 2 faced! By 2 faced i mean you talk to me one way and act a curtain way around me then when my back is turned your this totally diff person!!
Weird But Funny Survery ^_^
Whats the weirdest color ya ever pooped?: Oh WTF is up with that ? Who stares at there shit!!
What was the nastiest thing you ever ate?: Shark
Did ya ever pee ya pants..or SAW someone pee there pants...ew: I did when i was smaller lol
Did you ever bump into a pole..haha: Yea i have lmao...just the other day to be exact
Did you ever have to fart badly but that damn thing just wouldnt come out?: LMFAO not yet
Dude isnt santa clause prettier than tinkerbell?: Nope i disagree
Would you ever eat a fried bug? x_x: if i had nothing else to eat yes
Have ya ever realized ya smelled bad and blamed it on someone else anyway?: LOL no but i know someone who has
Power rangers or the ninja turtles?: Ninja Turtles
Wasnt pokemon the shit before it got : Yea i likes me some pokemon lol
Would you let king kong hump you?: No
Dont you HATE it when you bang your fuckin pinky toe _: God that shyt hurtssssssss
Did ya ever have one of those vomit burps?: Yea! Yuck lol
Tasted good?: NOooooo
Tell the truth..have you ever wiped boogers on something that wasnt yours?: Thats just sick....must be a guy thing lol
AND something that was yours?: Yea toilet paper lol
If you could bang any celebrity who would it be?: Ummm..... Jon B..he aint all that lookin wise but damn he has sex appeal TURN ON
Isnt paris hilton the biggest airhead in the world: I don't know..i can't say i know her personally and i don't watch the trash on T.V about her
Have you ever eaten something off of the floor: Yea a chip lol SsssHhhh lol
Oh ur nastyyyy...tasted good? had hair? lint?: Tasted good!
Is your mind always in the gutter O_O: Not always but it is atleast once, twice, three times a day lol
Would you make out with a penguin?: NO
Your friends mom?: NO
DAD?!?: Hmmm...No lol
Whats your favorite weirdest smell?: Permanet marker....i don't know why just summin i can deal with
Have ya ever checked out ur teachers butt?: yea lol
Hell yeah nice ass huh?: some of them had some nice ones lol
Did ya ever fart, blame it on someone else and then walk away really fast?: Haha yea i have lmao MEMORIES lol
Dont you hate when ya get a brain freeze?: OUCH
Or when ya teeth freeze err: never had that problem yet
Or when ya damn foot falls asleep?: ooo i hate that
Dont you hate cramps?: Mine are not bad actully lol
Guys should get cramps...they swear it doesnt hurt: Nah i wouldn't wish it upon the fellas
Would you lick a SUMO wrestlers sweaty chest?: Ummm ...NO
Why not?: Cause thats nasty!
Its perfectly normal: Maybe for white people lol
Sheesh: Sheesh my ass lol
If you could be chinese would you?: Nope
Me either: Good
Dont you hate it when ya crush sends mixed signals?: Yep i do i hate run arounds
Whores and bastards: Gotta luv em lol
Did ya ever watch finding nemo?: Yep i loved it
JUST KEEP SWIMMING HAHAHA funny right: JUST KEEP SWIMMING, SWIMMING, SWIMMING LOL I LOVE DORY LOL
Ok im running outta questions: YESSSSSSSS
So lemme show you my room and please my mom is sleeping so SHHH: I'LL TRY TO BE QUIET NO PROMISES LOL
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