She is the One |
In this crazy world that I have created for myself I have finally fawned peace, serenity, and happiness. This is all because of a woman that has shown me what life is all about. In the sho...
Posted by Woods on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST |
Agenda for the 2008 Democratic National Convention |
(Read all the way to the end) 7:00 pm Openi...
Posted by Woods on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 03:48:00 PST |
Two Alligators |
Two alligators were relaxing in the swamp talking.The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said,"I can't understand how you kin be so much bigger 'n me.We're the same age, and we was th...
Posted by Woods on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:03:00 PST |
Dear God |
Dear God: Why didn't you save the school children at: . * Bath , Michigan1927 Houston , Tx 1959 Moseslake , Washington 2/2/9...
Posted by Woods on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:02:00 PST |
Rectum Stretcher |
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over abridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying inwait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car...
Posted by Woods on Tue, 22 May 2007 02:52:00 PST |
Rednecks know how to git-R-dun |
"Hello? Is this the Sheriff's Office?"
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Posted by Woods on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:36:00 PST |
War |
A mother asked President Bush,"Why did my son have to die in Iraq?"Another mother asked President Kennedy,"Why did my son have to die in Viet Nam?"Another mother asked President Truman,"Why did my son...
Posted by Woods on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST |
