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Satan

Rest comes easy to the guiltless

About Me

Clan Na Rosaich - Constant and True. Proud father of three boys and step-father of one more boy, musician, dirtbag, slow to anger and slow to forget, Shinto, martial artist, baseball fanatic, honor-bound, misunderstood and confident that the (actual) truth will prevail.'Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward. Whoever cannot take care of himself without that law is both. For a wounded man shall say to his assailant, If I live I will kill you. If I die, you are forgiven.. Such is the rule of Honor.'Honor - a keen sense of ethical conduct : INTEGRITY b : one's word given as a guarantee of performance.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Satan Mephistopholes
Birthday: August 14th
Birthplace: Fremont, CA
Current Location: Kitchen
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes
Your Heritage: Portuguese/Ute/Welsh
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Juana
Your Fears: Running out of Peanut Butter
Your Perfect Pizza: One that gets me laid and writes me checks
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Gold Record
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't "I M"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I gotta piss like a racehorse"
Your Best Physical Feature: My hands
Your Bedtime: Whenever I keel over
Your Most Missed Memory: How would I know if I keep missing it?
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: No
Single or Group Dates: Yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No
Chocolate or Vanilla: Peanut Butter
Cappuccino or Coffee: No
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Perfectly
Do you Sing: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: No, but I have a good excuse
Have you Been in Love: Yes, even today as a matter of fact
Do you want to go to College: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, I know I exist
Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No, just a regular freak
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms: Sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: Yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Define "drugs"
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortunately, yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I'm ready to at all times
In the past month have you been on Stage: Last year, yes. Month, no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, but I will if I get the chance
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, but I always got my eyes open
Ever been Drunk: Oh yeah
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: When I was a child
How do you want to Die: A hero's death
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A baseball player
What country would you most like to Visit: Anywhere but France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5' 4"
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: Neked
Number of Drugs I have taken: At once?
Number of CDs I own: Hundreds
Number of Piercings: 5
Number of Tattoos: 14
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None
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My Interests

I hate to advocate sex, violence, drugs, or weird chemicals to anyone...but they've always worked for me.

I'd like to meet:

My maker, the Dalai Lama, and the ghosts of Miyamoto Musashi, Morehei Ueshiba, and Cheif Crazy Horse. Oh, yeah, and Jack Black.

Music:

LAID TO REST (Lamb Of God)
Punk, Funk, Prog, and Metal, with a little random shite mixed in, Tool, Arsinic, Higher Circles, The Shitkickers, Slayer, Helmet, Cooker, Golden Bats, The Shocker, Messugah, Bad Brains, Machinehead, Soulfly, Peter Gabriel, Barry White, Dirtbag, Porcupine Tree, Deftones, Buckethead, Primus, SoilWork, GWAR, Pink Floyd, The Reverand Horton Heat, Bad Religion, Social D, DRI, A Perfect Circle, Big Black, Old Metallica, Alice Cooper, Rush, Pink Floyd, Sheryl Crow, The Cardigans, Ice Cube, Roger Waters, Spearhead, Black Flag, Cypress Hill, Maximum Indifference, High Wheel, Vio-lence, Testament, Old Black Sabbath, Sepultura, Marillion, Fish, Twelfth Night, IQ, Strapping Young Lad, Lamb of God, Tenacious D, Sublime, Nuclear Rabbit, Faith No More, Tomahawk, Mr. Bungle, JLP, and The Mutha Funkin' Wiggles.

Movies:

Anything with Bruce Lee, Akira, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Grosse Point Blank, Better off Dead, Where the Buffalo Roam, The Razors Edge, Reservoir Dogs, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Above the Law, The Crow, Friday, Pulp Fiction, and anything with lots of fire and guns.

Books:

BLOOD AND SOULS FOR ARIOCH!!! The Art of War, Children's Letters to Satan, The Art of Peace, The Art of Happiness, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do, Resurrection Man, Budo...Life is the crummiest book I ever read, there isn't a hook, just a lot of cheap shots, pictures to shock and characters an amateur would never dream up

Heroes:

Hunter and Indiana and Jordan and Devin (with Indy) and of course, Satan

My Blog

MP5

I shot the MP5 the other day. What a wonderful feeling.
Posted by Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Something in my pants

My two big kids are spending the night at a friends, so I've been hangin' out with Jordie all day. I was watching the ball game and Jojo says, "Hey Dad, there's something in my pants." Naturally I tho...
Posted by Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

When parents grow old...

I've been kind of edgy lately with some bullshit and because I finally quit smoking. So today I'm driving Hunter to school and we start talking about me quitting. He says, "So Dad, why did you finally...
Posted by Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

WTF

What the hell is goin' on here?
Posted by Satan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST