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Jim Dodge Jr.

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About Me

I'm not on the Bestseller List yet and I haven't won a Pulitzer Prize. I'm not rich, famous or widely respected for my insight. What the hell is wrong with the world?? Don't they know who I am? Don't they realize that I'm a human being with needs? I need fame! I need fortune! I need super models throwing themselves at my feet! I need midgets on ponies scampering about for my amusement! Now give it to me OR ELSE!!!Also, my books Scattered, Smothered & Chopped (my short story collection), Fool Me Twice (my novel) and When Two Lovers Collide (comedic co-write with my very good friend Glata Grindstaff) are available from http://www.lulu.com/jimdodgejr. Buy them now while supplies last!  I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

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You Are 52% Evil
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You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
Fear not though - you are on your way to world domination.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

H.P. Lovecraft, Cliff Burton and Dr. Seuss. Since they're all dead I guess I'm out of luck.

My Blog

Dat Ol' Black Magic (short story)

................ Dat Ol Black Magic.... .. .. .. .. .. .. It sho aint easy bein a black man in da south. Dem Jim Crow laws keeps us folks down undah da heel o da white man. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Feb 2010 13:24:00 GMT

30 ain't so bad

30 has a bad rap. When you're a teenager 30 seems freakin' ancient. It's unthinkable that you'll ever actually reach such an advanced age, much less still be able to control your bowels. You'll be bal...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:22:00 GMT

Spare time sucks

I'm getting really bored around here. I need a new hobby but I don't know where to begin. Story ideas rattle around in my head but the idea of writing them down sounds...boring. I need something to do...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Dec 2009 14:49:00 GMT

The Devil, She is a Bad Bad Girl. (explicit content)

I met the Devil last night. She was dancing at the Toy Castle, a local gentleman's club. Damn she was hot!Her body was perfect, no curve out of proportion, no sagging from the constant pull of gravity...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Dec 2009 06:35:00 GMT

Story Tells Itself

............ Every man thinks hes a master story teller. He believes his skill to be far superior to his peers, his ability to weave a tale being unsurpassed in all of history. Each time he ...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Nov 2009 09:49:00 GMT

Fool Me Twice teaser. FREE download at www.smashwords.com

........................................ OutsetI was lying in a pool of blood. It wasn't mine. I couldn't believe the bitch had shot me. We'd been partners for 16 years and there she was hold...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:01:00 GMT

R'lyeh Orchid (based on the Cthulhu Mythos by H.P. Lovecraft)

............................................ The Rlyeh Orchid .. .. .. .. ..March 15, 2003.. The Journal of Alexander Berkeley, Ph.D. .. ..             On the ....island.. ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Oct 2009 13:58:00 GMT

Fluffy Bunnies are taking over the world!

The light and airy, possessed by fairy, armpit hairy people of the world are taking over. Their skimming-the-surface of any new age religious idea to pull out only what they want to believe stands to ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Oct 2009 05:55:00 GMT

FREE to enter Halloween contest!!!

Do you have an idea for a short story but are not sure how to put it down on paper? Would you like to see your name printed on an international website next to the story you contributed your idea to? ...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Oct 2009 13:22:00 GMT

Murder (the book)

............ Murder (the book).... Jim Dodge Jr..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Gash.... .. .. .. .. .. .. Oops, I did it again. Here this guy was, walking down the ...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Oct 2009 16:39:00 GMT