There's not much to tell here. I'm a single, 27/damn near 30 year old(With the spirit of an AARP member) from Akron, Ohio. I'm an old soul, with a thing for old ladies and old music. Let's see, I'm pretty much as straight laced and square as they come. I don't think being a boring Cliff Huxtable (Minus the colorful sweaters) type is a bad thing, although some might disagree. As my profile states I am a proud parent. I have a seven year old future....I don't know exactly what my munchkin is going to be, but I do know that she'll be a success in her given field and that I'll be peacock proud of her. Almost any parent worth a damn will say things like "My kids are a gift from God" or "I have the greatest children ever delivered", even if they have a litter of world class heathens. Well, I guess that I'm one of those parents because I will say without hesitation that I have an absolutely great daughter. She's a great student, mediocre dancer, she loves the arts, has a great personality/spirit. I don't mean to toot her little horn too much, but she's an extremely bright kid. She's only 8, but has read more books in her short life than I have and I'm damn near 30! I hate to be one of those "My child is an honor roll student and your kid gets C's" types of parents, but I am very proud of my little lady and I love her to pieces, so I apologize in advance if I've rubbed anyone the wrong way with my paternal braggage here.I'm huge sports fan. Boxing, Basketball, Tennis (Does watching Serena in a short skirt count as liking Tennis?), Baseball, etc. Football is my drug of choice though. Especially HS and college ball and especially my Miami Hurricanes. Are there any single (or unhappily married) female Canes out there? If so shoot me a message so that I can propose marriage to you.Hmmm, what else is there about me that makes me the quirky young man that I am. Let's see, I love to shop. I have a shoe collecting fetish/addiction that I've been fighting to control for the past few years. I'm a complete and total music and movie junkie. I don't know what I'd do without Ebay and thrift stores. I love shopping, but I hate paying retail prices for anything. I'm too cheap for that foolery. And although I'm straight (As Indian hair), I also like things like interior designage and such. I must get that and my cheap streak from my momma. Speaking of my mother, I have a really close relationship with my parents. I jokingly listed Rick James as my hero on here, but in actuality that honor belongs solely to my parents. I know that it's a MySpace cliche to list your parents (or your bad ass kids or God) as your hero, but I've felt this way long before I knew of this site or the interweb in general. I just think of all of the financial and social sacrifices made by my parents and it makes me appreciate them more and more each day. Even as I approach 26 years of age, Marc & Deborah are still here with me, in my corner and helping to be the best son, brother, and father that I can be. And for that I have to give them a MySpace shout out...Even though they'll never visit this damn site and never hear about this message :)I don't drink, drug, or smoke, but I do love a beer drinkin' woman in my life. I really don't do too much as far as going out going and raising hell. I generally prefer to raise hell within the comfy comfines of my home. Maybe I'll invite you over for cheap Matthew Fox wine from Marc's and frozen White Castle burgers from the Dollar General. How does that sound? I'm not really good at describing myself, so feel free to shoot me a message or email if any of this jibberish that I've written has grabbed your attentionPlain MySpace Layouts by Iron Spider
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mikhael Demetrius
Birthday: August 8th
Birthplace: Barberton, Ohio
Current Location: Akron, Ohio
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: West Akron Black Folks
The Shoes You Wore Today: A&F Flip flops...Thank God for casual Fridays
Your Weakness: Fat Bottomed Girls
Your Fears: Rats
Your Perfect Pizza: A free one
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become a better son, brother, and father
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ummmm, LOL or TTYL
Thoughts First Waking Up: Where did this third limb come from?
Your Best Physical Feature: My keg (Tummy that was once a six pack)
Your Bedtime: Before the street lights come on
Your Most Missed Memory: My Hurricanes being the dominant program in all of college football
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Hells No
Do you Swear: Like A Marine Drill Sgt.
Do you Sing: I Try
Do you Shower Daily: I sure as hell do
Have you Been in Love: Not so much
Do you want to go to College: No, but my mom does
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: That I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: One time during sex with a big gal
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes, but more so because of who I am, not what I look like
Are you a Health Freak: No, but I am a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: Very well
Do you like Thunderstorms: I do
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Negative
In the past month have you Smoked: I sure haven't
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yeah, I've been on MySpace which is like cyber crack
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Not an official date, but I've been out to dinner with a friend or two
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah, I did my strip thing at the Giggly Room on am. night
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not that I can recall
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Never
Ever been called a Tease: Maybe once or twice
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah, my mom beat the brakes off of me back in 89' for stealing Skittles from Gold Circle...And she absolutely should have
Ever Shoplifted: Unfortunately I have. And got my ass whomped for doing so.
How do you want to Die: In my sleep with a
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A trophy husband
What country would you most like to Visit: Atlanta, Ga...It's not a country, but it is the thick black woman capital of the world
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Doesn't matter (Get the trunk)
Height: Average
Weight: Chunky as hell
Best Clothing Style: Unique
Number of Drugs I have taken: Huh?
Number of CDs I own: Too damn many
Number of Piercings: Nano
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1...Taking time out of my work day to fill out this damn survey
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