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You can download the newest NIN album The Slip straight from nin.com for free bitches.
I survived public schools and I did not lose the ability to think for myself. I blossomed from cynical teenager to full-blown sarcastic cunt, but I am nice (and yes you CAN be both, because I AM both). So don't bitch when I offend you. I know I will. Fat people aren't always jolly.
I am Agnostic. I don't believe that any spiritual knowledge is absolute or certain and while there is the possibility of absolute knowledge, I do not possess this knowledge and I am strongly skeptical of anyone who says they do. I am against monotheistic organized religion. I am a heathen, a heretic and a nonconformist. I can proudly say "Fuck Your God" to anyone, and mean it. I have no problem with your religion. I don't care if you worship an undead Hebrew or the Flying Spaghetti Monster, just don't push your shit on me.
You CAN support law-abiding soldiers yet stand against an administration that waged a war based on lies.
My sworn enemy is crazy/super glue. I have this irritating ability to glue myself to myself every time I use the stuff. I fucking hate it. I dread having to use it and will make a dive for the duct tape whenever possible (because everyone knows that duct tape can fix anything).
I value my son, man-bitch, and friends more than anything. Sometimes I think that I am nice to a fault, but I enjoy making others smile. I have found that when you make an effort to make others smile, they have a tendency to do the same for you (yeah...all that Karma shit). However, I have discovered that some people never get the hint and then you have to result to insults and harsh (but true) words to get people to leave you the fuck alone. I save my kindness for those who deserve it, and I am -not- polite to nosy, pushy pests. It's all good.
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Do not feed the zombies... they only want you for your brains.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones, necrophiliacs looking for dead ones. The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too. Screaming "Please hit me, and I'll hit you".

My Blog

Civic Duty: Why I fell off the face of the Earth.

What follows is my opinion of the evidence presented. My writing; IT IS BIASED, mmmkay? The malpractice lawsuit against Dr. Williams ended in a mistrial; 5 jurors sided with the plaintiff believing D...
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 15:47:00 GMT

If you don't let me gut out this blog and make it my own;

I will go insane and I will take you with me! * Pick 20 of your favorite movies.* Go to IMDB.com and find a quote from each movie.* Post them here for everyone to guess.* NO cheating!These are my favo...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 08:28:00 GMT

YEE-HAW! Grab your pitchforks & bibles!

In response to the article from wavy 10 here. As an adult who enjoys the darker aspects of literature, cinema, fashion, music, etc.; I can defend myself and my personal lifestyle choic...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Mar 2009 05:12:00 GMT

SMURF OFF!

Holy 80's meme Batman!Did you listen to New Kids on the Block?Nope. They suck.Did you ever own a slap bracelet?Yes! I still do!The Babysitter's Club or Sweet Valley High?GoosebumpsSalute Your Shor...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 10:20:00 GMT

Traveling to Charlottesville to see some Nails...

Behold the glory of Autumn just outside the Shenandoah Valley.Nine Inch Nails melted my face off, as usual. Throughout the course of Nine Inch Nails' performance, Trent purposefully flashed his ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Hocus! Pocus! Now I crush you!

Five of my favorite "scary" Looney Tunes / Merrie Melodies. Yay Halloween! Outside it is cold, gray, and rainy. Tomorrow night I'm going to see Barack Obama... again. ...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:26:00 GMT

grabs bag of popcorn

Last year, I threw together a youtube playlist with some of the best clips from some of my favorite movies to watch on Halloween (hell, all year round) and included (in order) are the titles of the mo...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Oct 2008 05:41:00 GMT

Proposed regulation: 3VAC5-50-140. Prohibited conduct on licensed premises OR...

"How the Virginia Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control intends overstep its authority and usurp the Virginia legislature by attempting to mandate a dress code that was too vague to be enforced in ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 13:43:00 GMT

Yeah? Well, youre a doodiehead!

The name-calling approach joins a person, or idea, to a negative symbol. The proponent who uses this technique desires that the audience will reject the person or the idea on the basis of the negative...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:47:00 GMT

This game may induce vertigo or dizziness...

Posted by on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 13:32:00 GMT