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Dustin

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About Me

I'm an ordinary garden variety hick from the backwoods of Arkansas who managed to get an education. I'm a nice guy, just ask me. :-p My favorite color is green, I'm a Gemini (but I don't buy into Zodiac bullshit...I refuse to believe that some planet millions of miles away determines my personality traits), I love dogs (have 2) and I enjoy fishing and outdoorsy stuffs.I have next-to-zero tolerance for bullshit and drama that is the result of people intentionally creating it. Those folks who thrive on it I just do not understand and such persons will be eliminated from my life expeditiously. Sometimes drama finds you. Sometimes life makes drama b/c of emergencies and the like - that ain't what I'm talking about. This life is far too short to waste time and energy on those psychic vampires who want to, and do indeed, thrive on the next wave of making their lives mimic some daytime soap opera. So, if you do stuff like beat up your boyfriend/girlfriend, talk shit 'bout folk without cause, try to bring discord between friends, be prepared to be excommunicated from the Temple of Dustin. Oh, and if you try it with me, just remember, I'm a nice guy, but I'm also a very patient person, and just like karma, I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. Now go get fuct.


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My Interests

Fishing, camping, rodeo, politics, books/writing, music (play 5 instruments), chaos theory mathematics, law, my dogs, my truck, lawn work, and pissing off liberals. (Irony and sarcasm are like air to me.)Check out the link to MacDeskTops.com on the link below to see one of my pics.

I'd like to meet:

David Gray, Amy Lee, Michelle Malkin, Maya Angelou, Anne Rice, Jennifer Saunders, Steve Jobs, Joanna Lumley, Robin Williams, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Jason Statham, Pete Sampras, Brian McComas, Billy Currington, and Linda Ives.

Music:

Billy Currington, David Gray, Rodney Atkins, Dierks Bentley, U2, Sugarland, Godsmack, Mary Chapin Carpenter, Reba, Staind, Evanescence, The Fray, Brad Paisley, Dashboard Confessional, Brian McComas, The Indigo Girls, Sara Evans, Dido, Kelly Clarkson, Linkin Park, Lynard Skynard...most everything except rap and dance/techo (with the one exception of Lady Gaga).

Movies:

XMen 1-3, The Bird Cage, Alien(s) 1-4, Star Wars, South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, The Transporter (1 and 2), Gladiator, Snatch, Elizabeth, Sordid Lives, Shawn of the Dead, Kinky Boots, and The Shipping News.

Television:

South Park, Absolutely Fabulous, Law and Order SVU, Coupling, Cops, Heros, Family Guy and pretty much anything on the National Geographic Channel.

Books:

Blackwood Farm, Blood Canticle, The Boys on the Tracks, Walden Two, Where the Wild Things Are, and Wouldn't Take Nothin' For My Journey Now.

Heroes:

Ayn Rand, Hannibal Lecter, Oriana Fallaci, Michelle Malkin, Maya Angelou, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Johnny Cash, Winston Churchill, Edward Gibbon, J.R.R. Tolkien and Henry David Thoreau.

My Blog

Dogs and the Great Beyond

So, this is an account of a dream that I had about 2 years ago and yes, I really did have this dream. It's easily the most intense and real dream that I've ever experienced.   First of all, let ...
Posted by Dustin on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 09:46:00 PST

I got a crab...just one...and not the crotch kind...

It is with glad tidings and a warm heart that I introduce all my friends to the newest addition to our family/zoo. Please help me in welcoming Dr. Zoidburg, C.M.D. (Crab Medical Doctor). Dr. Zoidburg ...
Posted by Dustin on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 06:14:00 PST

The Chaos, The Creator & My Random Vanity

             Nothing is random. To everything there is a pattern or sequence. These series occur over and over throughout the reality which we can...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST

Icy Hot and Ham Sandwiches

We all like attention. We like to be noticed for things we have done. We enjoy adulation heaped upon our heads until own joy is palatable to those around us; seemingly seeping from our very pores and ...
Posted by Dustin on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 12:39:00 PST

Lesbian Vampire Movie Review (Safe for Work. No X Pics. Just some language.)

Spartacus, Titanic, E.T., Star Wars - What do all these things have in common? They're seminal works of cinema. It's true that these are movies, but aren't they really more than that? Are these not, t...
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:46:00 PST

Musings and Milestones

It's late and I can't sleep. I wanted to write something funny for you guys, but I'm not feeling all that clever at the moment. Brain candy ain't on the menu. Sorry. I've been stewing on some things f...
Posted by Dustin on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:23:00 PST

Fun with "undocumented workers" in the Richardson, Texas Wal-Mart

What is it with me and Taco Bueno? When, oh when, will I ever learn my lesson? So this morning, I knew I had to run over to Wal-Mart for some necessities. Primarily, some Charmin Ultra Soft and Lister...
Posted by Dustin on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:18:00 PST

Fucking Sick

An elderly couple in England who have provided foster care for 28 children in their home have been effectively barred from caring for any more children. Why? Did they abuse the kid? No. Did they lock ...
Posted by Dustin on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:30:00 PST

Affliction, Corruption, Annihilation

***DISCLAIMER***The proceeding isn't a typical blog for me. I haven't set it to friends only because I don't want to limit the expulsion of these things from me; I want them to fall where they may. I ...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:20:00 PST

5,195 Ways To Not Get Laid

We all have our own disturbed inner child. I prefer to call mine Chucky. Not quite sure why...Could have something to do with my penchant for putting on an old pair of Osh Kosh B'Gosh overalls, sneake...
Posted by Dustin on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST