Thanks for visiting Moroccan Kings' page. By now you may have seen us, you may have heard of us, you may know us, you may feel emotionally and sexually attracted to us and may be dying to satisfy this urge. Well fear not. We are men of great nature and humble beauty. We light fires in forests and sing kum-bye-ah frequently in order to maintain some kind of inter species kin ship between band members and other individuals - monkeys, leopards that happen upon our rituals. One of us drank a whole beer once, but never again. We sometimes get confused and take sunday drives with plastic bags on our heads. Other motorists tend to freak out and yell at you. it makes them angry, and we believe this is because they are possessed by some inner demon that resides deep inside the mind. thats where we come in. we are your exorcist. come see us play and you will no more feel haunted by any witches, bitches, demons, sluts, janitors or rick moranis. although janitors will cleanse your insides with cleaning products. but theyre not all that good at it because theyre taco benders and they spend more time taking cigarette breaks in your belly, despite the signs you may have posted deep in your abdomen.
this is all true. so look alive people.
come to a gig and grab a copy of our CD and your spirit will forever be free from taco benders
cool with you chumps?
expand your mind.
Our album "Stirling Sessions" is all printed up and ready for you. Pick up the whole 9 track colour digipack for $10 from gigs. Or buy one online through Rare Records by clicking the link above, wicked!
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