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I'm a mental health nurse to trade, but this is only my latest incarnation. I've played music on various different levels for several years, and it is still one of my ruling passions. I love working with people, especially those who don't have their full quotient of marbles. I love big words too, cos they make me feel like i sound clever. My other ruling passion is really bad jokes. My favourite of the moment is :-One day an employee came in to work with both of his ears bandaged. When his boss asked him what happened, he explained:"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and I accidentally answered the iron instead of the phone!""Well," the boss said, "that explains one ear, but what about the other?" "They called back!"