"no cat policy" my furry ass!!!!!! |
What the fuck?!?!?! Why are cats not allowed at the Fillmore? This is idiotic. Do you people even know who MY FATHER is? Do you even KNOW?!?!?! MICHAEL ALLAN FUCKING PATTON!!!! I demand to be compensa...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 00:59:00 GMT |
the new bitches in my life |
Just when things were settling down the evil bitch of fate came and spit in my tuna! Here I was adjusting to life without my manhood, embracing my femininity and relishing the fact that I...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 17:00:00 GMT |
I already miss them |
They took my balls this week. I miss them so much.
I tried to reason with my mommy and gwamma. I said "listen, Daddy is turning forty on the 27th and at that stage in a mans life don't you...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:54:00 GMT |
it's the end. . . . so long boys. |
Well, it's official. I heard them all whispering about it. They are going to chop off my balls. The twins. My potatos with which I have sacked so many, yet not nearly eno...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 02:15:00 GMT |
