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MILF & cookies

feel free to say no to this, but would you shave my coinpurse?

About Me

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My Interests

Movies:

I like mostly comedies, such as School of Rock, Friday, Rush Hour, anything with Chris Tucker. IF I could be like any character in a movie, it would be the chick from Deuce Bigalow with Tourette's syndrome who screams obscenities at total strangers. Sometimes I do that anyways, even though I haven't actually been diagnosed with the disease.

Television:

House, How I met your mother, Two and a half men, King of Queens, The Biggest Loser, America's next top model

Heroes:

My all time hero would have to be Jesus Christ himself. I mean, how he could live on this earth and not ever have road rage or wanna bitch slap someone is amazing to me. If only I could have that patience and forgiveness of the human race.