Car accident |
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, look at ou...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:48:00 GMT |
Good dog! |
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop and shoos him away. Later, he notices the dog is back again. He walks over to the dog, and notices the dog has a note in his mouth. ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:47:00 GMT |
Having a baby |
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the nec...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:45:00 GMT |
Dog Fight |
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle th...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:42:00 GMT |
Wisdom of the Youth |
Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11
Never blow in a cat's ear because if you ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:41:00 GMT |
Zoo Performer |
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One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer.
However, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, the zookeeper grabs him and drags him into...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:36:00 GMT |
Cat Diary |
Day 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 14:20:00 GMT |
Geese Facts |
Next fall when you see geese heading south for the winter... flying along in V formation...you might consider what science has discovered as to why they fly that way:
As each bird flaps its wings, it...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 23:48:00 GMT |
Girls & Boys |
-------------------Girls------------------------------------
-are like apples-------------------------on trees. The best ones-------------------are at the top of the tree.----------------The boys dont ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:05:00 GMT |
Facts about Libra |
Libra (Symbol of The Scales) is an Air sign Planet: Venus Style: Cardinal Birth gemstone: Opal Color: Lavender Flower: Rose Virtue: Fairness Character: Harmony Compatibility for Libra sign of The Scal...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 16:27:00 GMT |
