J O E profile picture

J O E

The Infectious Groove That Makes Yo Booty Move...

About Me

I enjoy long walks on the beach, sunsets, holding hands, puppy dog noses .... Seriously, though ... I'm a single, 36-year-old in the U.S. Air Force. I'm an F-16 aircraft mechanic (in case you were wondering). Fun = hanging out with my circle of unbalanced, yet suprisingly entertaining friends. I'm originally from Albuquerque, NM (don't hold that against me). I have had the pleasure of visiting Germany, Belgium, Holland, France, Italy, Mexico, South Korea, Luxembourg, Turkey, and Israel. I loved every minute of every country (although Korea left a bit to be desired and Turkey, well, Turkey just smelled funny). I'm currently stationed at Luke AFB, AZ and it doesn't seem like I'm ever going to leave. I've had a great part-time job providing security for the AZ Cardinals Cheerleaders (four fun-filled NFL seasons). Don't buy off on the stereotype ... They are all very interesting, fun, and intelligent young ladies! Although, to their disapproval, I'm a rabid Philadelphia Eagles fan. I'm into all sorts of music (except for God-forsaken Country/Western). I've seen entirely too many concerts over the years. Everyone from Bad Religion, Alicia Keys, Skinny Puppy, Metallica (as an opening act in '86), Billy Joel, Slayer, Elton John, Tool, and so on (and on and on...). As you can see, my musical taste is a bit eclectic. I like to think that my choice in friends is similar. I'm a bit of a home-body, but I do get out every once in a while. I prefer a good dive bar with a great jukebox over nightclubs any day of the week. I like to talk to my friends, not SCREAM at them... All in all, I'm a pretty laid back person with a somewhat sarcastic sense of humor. I'm told by my friends that I'm funny, but what do they know? They're all about as sharp as the leading edge of a bowling ball. Nah. I care for them all very much... I hope they know that. Drop me a line if you're a hot, available chick with low standards (Did I mention that I'm extremely shallow?)... I'm kidding, people! Peace.

My Interests

Music, Intriguing Artwork (H.R. Giger, Michael Hussar, Alex Grey, Kat Von D, Norman Rockwell, etc.), NFL Football, Dita Von Teese, Traveling, Drawing, Beautiful Women, Anything Involving Bruce Campbell, Sarcastic Comments, String Theories and Multiverses, Kelly Monaco (Yowza!), Dive Bars, Small European Towns, Concerts, Roberta Murgo, Disturbing Movies, Good Laughs, Photography (Annie Leibovitz), 3-Legged Dogs, Philadelphia Eagles, Bettie Page, Bad Jokes, McFarlane NFL Figures, Dakota Fanning Hate-Mail, and the Cocoa Bean...

I'd like to meet:

If you're cool... YOU! Bob Saget, Dita Von Teese, Maynard James Keenan, Johnny Depp, Tina Fey, David Gilmour, Brian Dawkins, Henry Rollins, Rosario Dawson, Sandra Bullock, any remaining members of The Beatles (Why? Cuz they're The frickin' BEATLES, man!)... Who else? I'd definitely like to meet Bruce Campbell, who is quite possibly the coolest mofo to ever grace us with his presence in this universe... God wants this guy's autograph!!
..Don't send a lame Starring You! eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !..

Music:

Everything .... but Country/Western! Puscifer, Sevendust, Skinny Puppy, Marvin Gaye, Slipknot, Sublime, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Queensryche, Dead Can Dance, Mr. Bungle, Iron Maiden, ohGr, Pink Floyd, Alice In Chains, Revolting Cocks, Alicia Keys, Ramones, Anthony Hamilton, The Police, Slayer, Morrissey, Rush, Rage Against The Machine, The Beatles, Judas Priest, KMFDM, Pearl Jam, Peeping Tom, Life Of Agony, N.W.A., Emilie Autumn, Led Zeppelin, Celtic Frost, Al Green, FEAR, Gorillaz, Faith No More, Jane's Addiction, Bob Marley, Nine Inch Nails, Billy Joel, The Cure, Genitorturers, Social Distortion, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pigface, Journey, Siouxsie and The Banshees, The Black Crowes, Tupac Shakur, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, Fleetwood Mac, The Smiths, Mercyful Fate, Tomahawk, Elton John, Dead Kennedys, David Bowie, Ministry, The Doors, Subhumans, (Old) U2, Misfits, Tool, The Sisters of Mercy, Guns n' Roses, The Dresden Dolls, Bad Religion ... Basically, if it sounds good, and it's not Country, I'm into it!

Movies:

All time favorite... "ALIEN". Also loved Schindler's List, Office Space, The Descent, V for Vendetta, Bubba Ho-Tep, Animal House, Blow, 300, Clerks, Underworld, Almost Famous, The Call of Cthulhu, Jackass 1 and 2, The Green Mile, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (Original), A Beautiful Mind, The Blues Brothers, American History X, Mi Familia, American Psycho, and The 40-Year Old Virgin.

Television:

The Simpsons, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., Family Guy, Weeds, Becker, NewsRadio, Two and a Half Men, Futurama, Californication, My Name is Earl, The Sopranos, NFL Football (Go Philly!), Scrubs, The Office... ABSOLUTELY NO "REALITY" TELEVISION!!! Yes, that includes that God-forsaken show, American Idol... All of it is 100% crap!

Books:

Don't read much ... I'd have to say "The Thief of Always" by Clive Barker is one of my favorites... Also, his "Books of Blood" series are really good. Oh yeah, "Where The Wild Things Are" is a must have!

Heroes:

My parents, of course, and my little buddies, Aiden and Gavin!

My Blog

RANDOM QOTD...

"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic." ~ Joseph Stalin
Posted by J O E on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 09:13:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." ~ Ogden Nash
Posted by J O E on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 06:08:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"My father taught me how to be a man -- and not by instilling in me a sense of machismo or an agenda of dominance.  He taught me that a real man doesn't take, he gives; he doesn't use force, he u...
Posted by J O E on Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:07:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Duct tape is like the Force.  It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." ~ Carl Zwanzig
Posted by J O E on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 07:50:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose." ~ Dan McKinnon
Posted by J O E on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 09:59:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Be what you are and say what you feel, because those that mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." ~ Dr. Seuss...
Posted by J O E on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected." ~ Robert Orben
Posted by J O E on Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:45:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Perhaps time's definition of coal is the diamond." ~ Kahlil Gibran
Posted by J O E on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:44:00 PST

RANDOM QOTD...

"Sometimes I think we're alone.  Sometimes I think we're not.  In either case, the thought is staggering." ~ R. Buckminster Fuller...
Posted by J O E on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:08:00 PST

IT’S BAAACK... RANDOM QOTD...

"There are two tragedies in life.  One is not to get your heart's desire.  The other is to get it." ~ George Bernard Shaw...
Posted by J O E on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 06:23:00 PST