"Hey girls, you're beautiful. Don't look at those stupid magazines with sticklike models.
Eat healthy and exercise. That's all.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough. You are good enough,
you are too good.
Love your family with all your heart and listen to it.
You are gorgeous, whether you're a size 3 or a size 14.
It doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, as long as you're a good person, as long as you respect others.
I know it's been told hundreds of times before, but it's true. Hey girls, you are beautiful."
-Gerard Way
Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Just about 99% of the population masturbates while the other 1%, lie about it
-Billie Joe Armstrong
I am Jasmine
Here’s some things you should know about me:
-I play the bass…constantly
-Music playing, writing, and listening is my life, and will continue to be my life
-I’ve met the most amazing musicians and you’ve probably never heard of them
-Music runs in my blood.
-I’m down to earth, but my head’s in the clouds
-I love eyeliner [more than anyone else]
-When you judge me, I find it amusing so feel free, just remember these words;
I may be ‘fat’ and ugly,
but know where I stand in life, and where you stand
stop playing god
-If you talk about me, I either hear it or find out about it
-I had a crush once on a pretentious and conceded prick, and when
I told him he was flabbergasted, mainly because I never talked to him
-I act like I’m the shit when my friends are around
-When they’re not around, I feel like shit
-People thought I was weird when I said I liked Frankenberry. Now that Gerard Way says he loves it, everyone does :]
-I fight with my mom… a lot
-Contrary to popular belief, I’m not insane
-My favorite words include: rawr, bullhicky, and balderdash
-Sometimes I randomly scream out “FIE-HUNDRED DOLLA!â€
-But I will drive you insane, like the pretty voices in your head
-Sometimes I don’t care about the things I say
-Sometimes I don’t care what you say
-When you give me dirty looks I laugh my ass off
-I love getting hugs
-My perfect man is one that can sing and/or play an instrument, has the most gorgeous eyes, and an obnoxious laugh
-I hate the rain if I’m caught in it
-I’m not fond of the cold
-I get sick of snow easily
-My favorite band in the entire cosmos is Green Day, and they have been since 2000 <3
-If you piss me off, normally I won’t tell you cause I hate being mean.
-But I’ll sure as hell hint that I don’t want you near me
-Hot chocolate is good only with marshmallows
-I’m normally more affectionate with my friends then my boyfriends
-I’ve been compared to schizoids and psychopaths by my friends, family, and some strangers.
-My mom got angry at me for buying a life-sized cut out of the Joker
-So I put it in front of her door in the middle of the night :]
-I know for a fact that I have multiple personalities. For all we know, I could be Mort Rainey
-I am very, VERY paranoid. If you spent a day as me you’d know why.
-I love my friends more than you, my g.p.a, and more than I love watching 2 fake bitches fight over a pack of cigarettes in front of the movies
-I write too much for my own good, and it gets me into trouble. Sometimes I have to hide in my closet early in the morning to get that new chapter finished. It’s like a rebellious lover that I sneak to go see
-frailty, thy name is woman human!
-[dear batjack hershy, I bite my thumb at you.]"There's a boy who fogs his world and now he's getting lazy. There's no motivation and frustration makes him crazy. He makes a plan to take a stand but always ends up sitting. Someone help him up or he's gonna end up quitting...I shuffle through my mind, to see if I can find, the words I left behind. Was it just a dream that happened long ago? Oh well...Never mind."
