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About Me

i wonder how different life would be if i lived in a cardboard box on sunset blvd. or even lived on one of the 4 couches that are on my curb at the moment. About me, well, lets see...i am independently wealthy...the daughter of a traveling salesman and a gyspy. my dad traveled around the world selling small trinkets that my sisters and i were forced to make in our damp dark basement and the carrots and lettuce that we grew in the backyard. my mom, the gypsy, travelled all around doing the things gypsies do. when i turned 10 i started my own business in the neighborhood selling tree houses that i forced my trained monkeys to build. that's where i made my first million. when i was 15 i began selling my trained monkeys. (by then i had around 50) there i made another few million. at 18 i fled the land of kerosene lanterns and covered wagons and headed to the land of corn aka central illionis where i went to college and pursued my newest love, drinking....i began my own brewery. it all started in my dorm room. it was a huge success and i made another couple million, but then got arrested for selling my goods without a liquor license and alas the bromley brewery came to a screeching halt. so after i bailed myself out i decided to put my time to better use and i finished college and moved out west, hollywood to be exact. and that's where i currently reside. now i just work 18 hours a day becuase i get bored. it's so hard to just sit at home all day and do nothing but watch TV, i do have my manicurist and trainer come over for an hour each, but that mansion gets so lonely. . so i got a job in tv production. you know, when you are independently wealthy, it takes a lot to keep you from turning into just another paris hilton. so, that's my story, and i'm stickin' to it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

papa smurf, any of the snorks and that distant relative who is going to give me the 7 figure trust fund when they die. they should meet me, really!

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"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
~ W.C. Fields
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My Blog

THE WRITER’S STRIKE....

FYI...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 23:32:00 GMT

I-L-L!

gotta hand it to espn. people are finally starting to see the light and give recognition where recognition is due! :) Credit goes to Zook for Illini's startposted: Monday, October 1, 2007 ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 22:25:00 GMT

Abby, Jen and Bailey take on America!

Abby, Jen & Bailey take America! and we're off.... Buh-Bye... State 2... State 3... State 4... Yes, the name of the gas station is GAS. State 5... State 6... Take me to St. Louie Louie... The Stad...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 23:42:00 GMT

Therapy to help you get through the daily grind:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time So...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 23:47:00 GMT

halloween...

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!
Posted by on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:43:00 GMT

ugh....

it's 5 am and i'm up for WORK....this sucks. that's all.....
Posted by on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:06:00 GMT

You Know You Grew Up In The Late 80's / Early 90's If:

1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word PSYCH!!2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton 4. Girls wore biker sho...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 17:40:00 GMT

vanished

no i haven't vanished, my poor poor cell phone has...therefore abby has no way of connecting to the outside world. it's weird to realize how dependent we are on those damn things. UGH. anyway, shoot m...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 22:07:00 GMT

yes, a true hick at heart :)

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE South Dakotan WHEN: You measure distance in hours Weather is 80 percent of your conversation Down south to you means Nebraska Snow tires are standard on your car You have n...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 13:38:00 GMT

OUCH!! :)

looks like someone got told.....
Posted by on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 16:34:00 GMT