some of these things you knew about me....some you didnt.
Jerevi D can predict the shuffle on his iPod
Jerevi D taught Yoda everything he knows. Except his poor grammar.
Jerevi D uses all 2 gigabytes of his Gmail space.
Jerevi D will counter hadoken with yoga flame.
Jerevi D was the one who let the dogs out.
Jerevi D always forgets to put the new cover sheets on his TPS reports.
Jerevi D's lucky number is "bleven," which he claims, "kicks way more ass than seven."
Jerevi D hates roads and islands, but he loves Rhode Island. He also hates irony.
Jerevi D was once caught with a gun in school but charmed his way out of trouble with his hilarious Dikembe Mutombo impression.
Jerevi D challenged The Rock to a cooking contest. He then dropped out of the contest when he smelled what The Rock was cooking.
If you were to lock Jerevi D in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever, it would sweep the Grammy's. When asked why he doesn't do this Jev replied "Because Grammy's are for queers." then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response.
In fine print at on the last page of the Guiness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Jerevi D, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him.
Jerevi D was named "Most likely to be raped by a pod of sea-dwelling capybaras whilst scuba diving off the coast of Antigua" in his high school yearbook. He has since learnt to breathe underwater in an attempt to avoid the prophecy.
Jerevi D's arch nemesis was Mr Cooper from Hanging With Mr Cooper.
Jerevi D beat Mike Tyson's Punch-Out in one punch.
Jerevi D is connected to Kevin Bacon by 0 degrees, despite not being Kevin Bacon.
Jerevi D taught Ric Flair the Figure Four Leg-lock.
Jerevi D is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans.
For every Jerevi D, there is an equal and opposite Jerevi D. Upon hearing this, Jerevi D killed his opposite, causing space-time to unravel. Consequently, we are all living in Jerevi D's imagination.
Jerevi D can solve a Rubik's Cube in one move.
The mere mention of Jerevi D's name has been known to bring Ultimate Warrior to tears.
JereviD was once pulled over for going 120 miles per awesome.
Jerevi D once shot a man just to watch him die, but then got distracted and missed it.
Jerevi D is what Willis was talking about.
Jerevi D only takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
If a tree falls and no one is there to hear it, Jerevi D hears it.
The original copy of the Bible has the dedication "Thanks Jev, couldn't have done it without you -JC"
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