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Chris and The Trisha

About Me

I went to the store and bought a piece of bread.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lemmy.

My Blog

A Valentine Kiss

View This Kiss I wanna lick your eyeball Love, Cake
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:23:00 GMT

The Destroyer

The Destroyer was my bike when I was a kid. I would plow into anything, jump various shit, and went off roading. All on a gay ass 1950s  Peewee Herman style of Raido Flyer with a chain guard, fen...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:00:00 GMT

Ken Pott

Ken Pott was a very good friend of mine when I lived in Irmo SC. One day we were shooting off fireworks in the back of our neighborhood that was under construction. For some reason the constructi...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 15:24:00 GMT

Applesauce on

Well I take a swing on impact splat. The applesauce gets pissed and kills me splat! Face to face out the door, Fist to fist applesauce galor. Raising cattle and raising beef raising chickens on my dad...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:10:00 GMT

Burke

Brian Burke had a stepdad, Dennis, who owned a video store. Dennis Burke would leave porno movies on the kitchen table duning summer break. Dennis would also drive the kids to ball games drunk. He han...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:45:00 GMT

I got wet

I was told not to get wet but every time I stood on the soft dirt next to the creek I fell in. My shoes were soaked and I was in trouble! Also one time I took a can of glue from a const...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 14:57:00 GMT

Bag lunch

My mommy packed me a bag lunch and sent me off to spend the day in the woods. I was 10 and the woods were large. I got to a point in the woods I did not know. I started to spin around and around and a...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 15:10:00 GMT

Daryle Oliver

Daryle Oliver was a large kid who lived  in Cherokee county Ga in the late 70’s. His home was a doublewide with a driveway that was about ten yards long. Every morning his mom wou...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:32:00 GMT

Big Bird’s pit crew

Big Bird! Come here now! Look bird you are one cool cat. I Like that movie were Big Bird drives a race car and he has a rag tag bunch of kids as a pit crew. I think its called Poscar Pack. In the...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:06:00 GMT