Lemon Shoes

Welcome to
LEMON SPACE
"We've Got More Money Than Jesus!" *John Lemon, 2010, Citrus News
Lemon Shoes Radio - Ep 1
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We're two of us from a town called stafford,
One of us is called John Lemon the other Malarky Jones
A bit about us will be added a soon as we find the misplaced item, return it and get out of the sky.Thank you for taking the time to get even this far down the page, you've done better than 99.9987% of the population as they haven't even found this page yet.
Thanks
John Lemon and Malarky Jones.(providing Lemon Aid)
(More to be added at some point in time and space)
We're High on Citric Acid
Lemon Shoes New Year's Resolutions
1)Strike up a conversation with a bald (follucally challenged) man.
2)Try not to offend bicycles.
3)Socialise with bats.
4)Join the Bertrum Russell fan club.
5)Research our new year's resolutions better.
6)Set up the Bertrum Russel fan club.
7)Yearn for cheese.
8)Perform an operation.
9)Design a pamphlet.
10)Discuss current affairs with poultry of the opposite sex.
11)Invent Pyro Technic Lego
12)Discuss the effects of topiary with a representative of the vatican.
12)Boycot the Dictianary
13) Do less Philanthropy, Put “Bettering mankind” on the backburner and concentrate on a bit of “Us Time.”
14) Introduce the sky to at least one animal with 2 to 3 legs.
15)Use World War 2 rations as tender in at least 3 transactions
16) Bring back nostalgia
17) Express the ceiling better
18) Make Doves not War
19) Use last years calender 365 times
20) Explain how No man is an Island with the use of an atlas.
21) Find a tool for herding the elderly (it is hard to find sponsorship with only a hockey stick)
Our World is Your Orchard
Here are Some Films of us.
The Sofa Years Episode 1
The Sofa Years Episode 2
Revenge of the Stiff Part 1 of 2
Revenge of the Stiff Part 2 of 2
Bloody Mary
Tost Part 1 of 2
Tost Part 2 of 2