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Megan

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About Me

"The nickname "Happy the Dwarf" was lovingly given to me by the kids I work with. My life is defined by "The Calvin & Hobbes Lazy Sunday Book." I'm hopelessly in love with politics - and I've been described as "slightly to the right of Attila the Hun." I own a travel guide of bathrooms in the United States; if you're taking a trip, let me know, and I can hook you up with a toilet in 19 American cities and 4 national parks. My special talent is figuring out what makes people tick. "And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should."

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My Blog

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

Or, okay, can't sleep just because I never do. This is my sedative, and you are under no obligation to read it. 1. Do you like cheese?Looooove it. Cheddar is clearly the best...   2. Have you eve...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 23:42:00 GMT

The Summer Plans!

             So I wanted to find a clever way to ease into sharing this delicious bit of news, but I am WAY TOO EXCITED to waste time on things li...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 17:10:00 GMT

I think maybe I died and someone forgot to tell me.

I had my phone interview this afternoon at 4:30 PM for a summer internship with Students for Saving Social Security. I worked really hard to be impressive. I talked about writing for the Setonian...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:38:00 GMT

Waiting for the NyQuil to kick in...

Actually, putting myself to sleep seems to be the overriding point of this entire MySpace blog. That's all I ever use it for. If I never had insomnia this blog would never see the light of day. Stolen...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 22:36:00 GMT

D.C. and other things that are random.

Basically, CPAC was amazing. (The Conservative Political Action Conference, for those who aren't geeky. I went last week with five of my favorite jolly College Republican kids.) Highlights includ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 23:36:00 GMT

Boys are stupid. Throw rocks at them.

Listen boy, Don't want to see you let a good thing Slip away She's a real nice girl And she's always there for you But a nice girl wouldn't tell you what you should do Listen boy I'm sure that you th...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 00:29:00 GMT

Sleep? Who needs it?

How many special people changeHow many lives are living strangeWhere were you when we were getting high?Slowly walking down the hallFaster than a cannon ballWhere were you while we were getting high? ...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 01:53:00 GMT

Back in the swing....

Miss Jane, my clinically insane boss, emailed me this morning to give me my hours for the first week I'm home. Come visit, I make great sandwiches.Sunday, May 14th 3 PM - 10 PMMonday, May 15th 12 noon...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 00:54:00 GMT

Dr. Spurlock proves that I don't dislike cynics as a class.

Dr. Spurlock is pretty much amazing. Yup.
Posted by on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 00:47:00 GMT

For a world so far removed from my life....

RENT says an awful lot of what I feel. I should tell you I'm disasterI forget how to begin itLet's just make this part go fasterI have yet to be in itI should tell youI should tell I blew the candle o...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 20:10:00 GMT