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Mason

The Boy with the Thorn in His Side

About Me

I am a fairly uninteresting being from a small, scally-owned town in North Wales called Llandudno Junction.
Although, being the non-conformist that I am (he says, while reluctantly writing in a Myspace account), I did not converge with the sordid scally scene, but rebelled and am now a... me.

I go by many strange aliases; most people don't know any of them.
I'm...
- a boy
- a woman
- a hooker
- a spy
- a chef
- a Mason
- a hacker
- your dog
- a poker star
- 82
- 7
- none of the above

I am worth $2,162,084 on HumanForSale.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone who appreciates natural things.

Be it something as stifling as the way the world is *supposed* to be... or as simple as not covering up your natural beauty with false, degrading 'make-up'.
A new face can't be bought over the counter... and a smile is more attractive than a makeover.

Music:

Morrissey
The Smiths
James Hurst
Gene
Billy Bragg
Paul Weller
The Dears
Alkaline Trio
Counting Crows
Third Eye Blind
3 Colours Red
Better Than Ezra
Spin Doctors
Hanson!
They Might Be Giants
Reel Big Fish
...and many, many more.

Movies:

Fight Club
The Matrix
Star Wars
Rounders
Shawshank Redemption
Pretty Woman

Television:

Lost
24

Books:

Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger

Heroes:

Morrissey

My Blog

Straight from the washing line

Time for another bout of airing my laundry in public, I see.Now, now, before I go damning anyone to the Imperfect List, I must say it would be well deserved. I put up with a lot.Alas, here's the real ...
Posted by Mason on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:30:00 PST

Summer so far... 10/10

Helloooooooooooooooo, Much neglected, my blog is.So far, the summer has been pretty damn awesome. Nothing really happened for the first 3 weeks, which let me catch up on much needed doing-nothing-ness...
Posted by Mason on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:12:00 PST

It's just a song

I was in the mood to post some lyrics here - ones which aren't my own - and I've been flitting around trying to find ones which I really like. Firstly, I thought I'd post A Song From Under The Floorbo...
Posted by Mason on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 06:05:00 PST

"A shit time"

People are constantly mentioning how I've "been having a shit time lately" or "must be feeling shit because of all that shit" or "lost all my friends" or some stupid mindless comment like that... The...
Posted by Mason on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 08:59:00 PST

Poem by Bob Dylan

When yer head gets twisted and yer mind grows numbWhen you think you're too old, too young, too smart or too dumbWhen yer laggin' behind an' losin' yer paceIn a slow-motion crawl of life's busy raceNo...
Posted by Mason on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:30:00 PST

Things I've seen, places I've been

I've been meaning to post this on my website, but I figured since I'm on here I'll do it here: Bands I've seen:StereophonicsManic Street PreachersCatatoniaFeederMorrissey x3The Ordinary BoysFuner...
Posted by Mason on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:52:00 PST