i like to fuck around, anytime, anywhere. being outside, 12 year old jameson, video games, guns, computers, bargain hunting, flea markets, setting things on fire, old skool cars/custom rods/choppers/motorcycles/tuners, playing in the rain, tattoos, piercings, thunderstorms, reading, taking pictures, whiskey, music, rockin' out with my cock out, movies, dancing, zerns, q-mart, gettin tattooed, going to shows, drinking, drawing, anything art related, and wasting my life doing whatever the fuck i want.
I'd like to meet:
Just about anyone and everyone...as long as you ain't no jerk, JERK!!! old friends, new friends. tattooed and pierced fuck ups, pirates, ninjas, kung fu masters, super heroes and villains, and jedi masters. just dont fuck with me and dont fuck with my friends and family and everything will be ok.
oh and anyone who might be able to defeat me.
eric
is a Giant Man-Eating Plant that Stomps Around a Lot, Expands when Attacked, swallows Aeroplanes Whole, and has Huge, Sharp Claws and a Swirly Hypnotic Gaze.
Strength: 6 Agility: 2 Intelligence: 6
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Music:
AC/DC~ AFI~ against me!~ agnostic front~ aiden~ alexisonfire~ alien ant farm~ a life once lost~ alkaline trio~ all that remains~ the almost~ andrew w.k.~ aphex twin~ amon amarth~ arch enemy~ as i lay dying~ atreyu~ at the wake~ bang bang beautiful~ beastie boys~ between the buried and me~ bleeding through~ blood brothers~ blood of the innocent~ bouncing souls~ boy sets fire~ boys night out~ brand new~ breaking benjamin~ clutch~ coheed and cambria~ cradle of filth~ darkest hour~ the dead milkmen~ death cab for cutie~ deftones~ depeche mode~ the distillers~ dropkick murphys~ dysphoria~ early november~ every time i die~ the faint~ face to face~ fall out boy~ finch~ from autumn to ashes~ frou frous~ funeral for a friend~ further seems forever~ goldfinger~ gorillaz~ h2o~ hatebreed~ hawthorne heights~ inane~ judas priest~ karmellas game~ the killers~ killswitch engage~ KMFDM~ koffin kats~ lacuna coil~ lars and the bastards~ leavenworth~ live fast die~ lost prophets~ massive attack~ matchbook romance~ mike ness~ the minor times~ motley crue~ MXPX~ new found glory~ the 9 orders of angels~ NOFX~ opeth~ pantera~ passion~ a perfect circle~ a perfect kiss~ XIII PFP~ poison the well~ the postal service~ rage against the machine~ the ramones~ rancid~ saosin~ senses fail~ sick of it all~ silversun pickups~ slayer~ social distortion~ something corporate~ soulfly~ sparta~ a static lullaby~ story of the year~ straylight run~ system of a down~ taking back sunday~ the transplants~ TURBONEGRO~ the used~ 30 seconds to mars~ thrice~ thursday~ tiger army~ tool~ underoath~ vision of disorder~ the white stripes~ white zombie~ yellowcard~ yeah i know its all in aphabetical order...but hey its easier to find that way
Movies:
american beauty, office space, spider-man, spider man 2, spider man 3, xmen, xmen 2, snatch, trainspotting, dark city, dog day afternoon, akira, boondock saints, all the CKYs, fight club, haggard, death to smoochy, matrix trilogy, aliens trilogy (excluding ressurection), seven, a clockwork orange, hulk, identity, hackers, unbreakable, any old skool godzilla movie, a christmas story, collateral, napolean dynamite, predator 2, how the grinch stole christmas, a nightmare before christmas, 28 days later, ghost in the shell, the shining, kidz, the virgin suicides, full metal jacket, evil dead, evil dead 2, army of darkness, heat, the life of david gale, garden state, gladiator, resevoir dogs, kill bill vol 1, kill bill vol 2, pi, labyrinth, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, saw, dead alive, troy, the league of extrordinary gentlemen, donnie darko, cape fear, requiem for a dream, predator, ninja scroll, memento, old school, oceans eleven, the usual suspects, the texas chainsaw massacre, the jacket, ..,pulp fiction, ghost world, the thing, 12 monkeys, the punisher, dawn of the dead, final fantasy:the spirits within, night of the living dead, phone booth, hero, spider-man 2, lost highway, american history x, day of the dead, sin city, kung fu hustle, and many more but im too god damn lazy to name em.
Television:
wow ummm...family guy~ code monkeys~ aqua teen hunger force~ space ghost coast to coast~ harvey birdman attorney at law~ sealab 2021~ home movies~ cowboy bebop~ futurama~ the simpsons~ south park~ insomniac with dave attel~ mythbusters~ monster garage~ animal planet~ LOST~ 24~ mystery science theatre 3000~ monster house~ super robot monkey hyperforce team go~ samurai champloo~ and some others
Books:
fight club~ survivor~ the divine comedy~ choke~ the catcher in the rye~ invisible monsters~ all the dr seuss books~ to kill a mocking bird~ any short story by H.P. Lovecraft~ lullaby~ dean koontzs frankenstein~ all quiet on the western front~ the taking~ odd thomas~ darkfall~ watchmen~ v for vendetta~ sin city series~ anything marvel~ and then random magazines (even though they aren't books)~ JTHM and SQUEE!
