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Tim

Cleavage - God's gift to eyes

About Me

I'm corny, lame, boring.....oh wait! No thats the other guy. I'm witty, charming, gorgeous, humble and modest. I sing in the shower, in front of the tv, in my apartment and anywhere else beyond other people's earshot. In fact i boost the volume of my stereo so loud i cant even hear myself. Why would I want to spoil my own fave songs right? I'm also passionate, soppy and overly sentimental. Usually over the wrong things. I'm also a momma's boy and not afraid to admit it. I also have aspirations to open a restaurant, a hair salon and a lingerie line. Freaky? Wait till you find out what I used to do.

My Interests

Chilling out, having a drink, eating chicken rice, checking out live music, watching WWE (Yes yes I know I've never grown up), eating chicken rice, playing 'uncle' agony, watching movies, watching Queer Eye for a Straight Guy (We all need fashion tips to impress girls one way or another), eating chicken rice.

I'd like to meet:

Nice People....you'd think there'd be more of them.

Music:

Dishwalla, Five for Fighting, Lifehouse, Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Robbie Williams, The Doors (along with almost anything else with a"the" in front of it) Corrinne May, old school rock like GnR, Firehouse, Def Leppard and a ton of Retro hits hahah. Yes I know. Heckle if you will, but Madonna, Bananarama, Belinda Carlisle and gang will live on forever hahah!

Movies:

Oh wow! This will make a long list - Goodfellas, Casino, Matrix, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Some Kind of Wonderful, Footloose, Transformers the Movie, Sleepers, Lost Boys, Desperado, Joseph King of Dreams: The Sweetest Thing, Lethal Weapon (All of them), The Mummy, Any Jackie Chan show and the list goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on........

Television:

Ok this will be embarrasing - The OC, Smallville, Joey, WWE, TNA, Kindred the Embraced, Forever Knight, Star Trek Enterprise (the one with the hot vulcan), Silk Stalkings, Automan, The A-Team and Blue Thunder (80's TV rocked!)

Books:

Biographical Novels....especially by insane people. My life seems so normal compared to theirs. Enid Blyton - Who really ever grows up?

Heroes:

My dear ol Mum....and Jesus