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About Me

An Epic Tale of Suffering, and the Triumph of the Human Spirit: The Alex Ayers Story.
Alex Ayers is a seventy-three year old, three time Grammy, Pulitzer Prize, and Turing Award winner. A male since birth, but this hasn't stopped him from being cast as the leading lady in numerous Tony Award winning musicals. His charity work for children has earned him a Nobel Prize, and his after hours work with the ladies has earned him a place in hearts of millions.
After fleeing his native home of Germany during the early 1930s, Ayers came to America to start anew. But the bright lights of New York City are cruel to the young and beautiful, and Alex Ayers was forced into a prostitution ring run by local Chinese immigrants. It was during a particularly rough orgy that Ayers managed to escape, and headed to Boston.
Once in Boston, he worked as a cobbler and barber whilst putting himself through college. It was at college that Ayers became interested in the emerging field of Nonlinear Dynamics as told through modern dance. Upon graduation, Alex Ayers traveled the world several times by foot, and it was on his third trek through Africa that he decided that perhaps a man of his importance needed a decent pair of shoes.
The Alex Ayers Charitable Foundation, founded in the 1978, has been serving children of the world for over twenty years, and the ladies between 12 and 6 am.
Alex Ayers: the Creative Works
On Das Web: http://www.alexayers.com
Monologues
Rockland Heroes (3.87 MB)
The Candy in the Red Dress (Download mp3 (1.7 MB))
Plymouth Rocks: A Weekend Adventure (Download mp3 (5.12 MB))
Into The Great Unknown: A 1500 mile journey into the heart of disaster. (Download mp3 (11.5 MB))
Screenplays
Shaw's 190
Computer Science Research
AyersLabs VM
Penelope: A Content Management System.
Art Work
Animations,photoshopping,painting,etc
Essays
About 100 or essays I've written
Music
A bunch of songs I've written.

My Interests

Writing, Art, Music, One man band, Programming, programming language design, artificial life, operating systems, Nonlinear Dynamics as expressed through modern dance, you know the cool stuff.Writing minimusicals about cardboard boxes decorated to look like robots.

I'd like to meet:

People that aren't zombies, or if they are zombies, zombies that can finance my research. People that can play an instrument are radical too, but the zombie rule as stated above still applies. People that create. People with fantastic ideas. Futurists, Writers, Artists, avid video game players.

Music:

The Beatles, The Beach boys, Radiohead, The Clash, Freezepop, Bjork, Ladytron, Ben Folds Five, Nine Inch Nails, Ice Cube, Pixies, Slint, Aphex Twin, Portishead, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Weezer, Morphine, The Smiths,Johnny Cash,Tegan & Sara, Zombina and the Skeletones,Mindless Self Indulgence,Nirvana, Dr. Dre, Dresden Dolls, Pinkerton Thugs, Beck, Depeche Mode, That Dog, Fionna Apple, PJ Harvey, Jedi Mind Tricks, Elliott Smith, KMFDM, John Lennon, Danny Elfman, Air

Movies:

Pianist, Amelie, Band of Brothers, Darkcity, Fight Club, Kill Bill, Donnie Darko,Run Lola Run, Goodfellas,Casino, Ghost World, Downfall, A Beautiful Mind,World at War,Harold and Kumar go to WhiteCastle, Cool Hand Luke, Pirates Of Silicon Valley, Triumph of the Nerds, American Beauty, Snatch, Pi, Pulp Fiction, Apocalypse Now, American Beauty, American Splendor, American Psycho, Secretary

Television:

History Channel, family guy, Aquateen Hunger Force,The Sopranos, Oz, 6 ft Under

Books:

Catcher in the Rye, Hackers, Crypto, Masters of Doom, Showstoppers, Dealers of Lightening, The Standard Template Library,Persepolis I + II, GhostWorld, David Boring, Like a Velvet Glove Cast in Iron, basically anything Dan Clowes has done.

Heroes:

The nameless protagonist.