Andronimous J Lambie

MyGen Profile GeneratorOnce upon a time I suddenly realised I existed, then almost instantly afterwards I realised that I realised I existed, then to top it all off (or the cherry on the fucking cake as some would whimsically label it) I realised that of all the strange shells on the beach of existence I was a human, although I wasn't sure at first and thought I might be some sort of giant badger. Once this doubt was rectified, I realised that as a human I was one of the self same souls that dipped itself into abstract thought, came up with the theory of evolution, and every other theory, concept and progressive idea on the planet. "Cripes" I exclaimed in grim surprise, then proceeded to waste my gift watching The Bill.Am sometimes criticised for being too optimistic, to those I say "suck my ostrich's pancreus" because I really am no optimist, I'm a realist who realises that life's too absurd to take seriously.As long as we remember that we're supernatural beings in a supernatural universe and everything and anything is possible, and that life is an illusion and that we're indestructible and that we're pure energy, and that once we go past this phase of existence nothing can really harm us, and that we are all one; we are god, there is absolutely nothing to worry about.Green platapus at night, optician's delight. Yours Sincerely, Andy Lambie