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FERRI$$$

About Me

I am a dog parent to three little jerks. They bark at everything and no, i don't squirt them in the face with a water bottle to make them stop. i play music with steve when he's not off being too cool or something. until he moves away again that is. i cut up boards at work, sometimes parts of my hands or other extremities get in the way of shit and become cut up as well. i drink a bit. a lot. i guess you could say. my parents, aka my mother, raised me as a bahai. if you know what that means get the fuck off my website. except for adora. she's my friend so she can stay. although i don't know if she has had or ever will read any of this bullcrap. i kind of hope not. irregardless. they keep sending me crazy shit in the mail and it's just a waste of paper, i am NOT ever going to vote for the local spiritual assembly of portland. i just won't. anyways......

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ceasar Milan. the queen of englands dog trainer, perhaps even the people who handled the corgi's for the movie "the queen". basically anybody who can get Walter the help he needs. aka someone who can make him shut up without kicking him through the wall like i want to. sometimes. most times. right now as matter of fact.

My Blog

I was watching some def Poetry and them shit’s is funny sometimes and now I’m writng a blog..!

Well Well fucking Well.   Here we are again.  IN shitville.  The place we like to go to spout of about shit and make rude comments about people in a semi-public forum that we know ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Aug 2009 15:44:00 GMT

Fuck everybody (not you SILLY!)

So.  i've been thinking a little bit lately. about shit. how i live my life, how i hate my job, my desire to own a small island.  you know, the usual boring crap that just about everybody deals with a...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 15:17:00 GMT

so i blew off work and now this is what happens when i get too much leisure time. aka im drunk

HI!!!!!!! i'm excited to report that it's friday and that i fucked off all day and fucking didn't even work and might, MIGHT have started drinking at about nine am this morning.  but this shit is...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 12:47:00 GMT

all non hackers must die. from undiagnosed blood clots in their lower legs.

I was thinking recenetly.  or rather, today, I was thinking.  I was putting down some wide plank pine floor. flooring, if you will.  and this lady "flip", the woman who's paying my boss...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:17:00 GMT

drink drink drink,fight fight fight..!

heyhey hey!!!!!what's that shit about liquor making you lye? and beer makes you tell the truth?   or some shit?   anyway. that shit is bull    s hit.  I'm CRUNK...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 15:01:00 GMT

This is a true story. It happened to a freind of mine. His name is Ferris.

OK, where to begin...well. it was a clear bright morning sometime last year, i don't really remember things like dates too well. which is probably why i forgot  your birthday the last couple year...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 14:43:00 GMT

Hasthismotherfuckingworldgonecrazy,or,hasthismotherfuckingwo rldsimplycontinued tobecrazy?

One cannot glorify the final product with out understanding the process of creating it. All the more so when one does not have a reference to compare it to other things, which brings me to my first po...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 13:30:00 GMT

Tommy Herbal won't call me back

mother fucking people and their motherfucking hangups. fuck .FUCK.   I'd say that generally i'm sympathetic to the idea that shit is for the most part out of our control. I have had many exp...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 20:00:00 GMT

these hollow empty rooms of my brain

i'm in a place where i don't know where i am.  is this outter spcae? or inner space?? either way i'm feeling a little like  a dumb immigrant in a big flashy world filled with sharks and mean...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 16:18:00 GMT